Bug's Bleat - - GCF: New Boyfriend

Volume 10, Issue 08 Friday, February 22, 2008

Hello All,

COMMUNICATION NOTICE: We are switching Internet Service Providers and, as of February 28, our e-mail address will change. Our new primary address will be kc5hii@suddenlink.net.
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We had the privilege of training Leadership Magnolia students in Emergency Response procedures this week. It was a great class and we had a great time working with Larry Taylor, Don Vash, Kenny Kendrick and Steve Dixon.
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Happy Birthday Vanessa Malone. Today is her birthday.
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When Annette and I were first saved, we participated in a couples retreat held at the Arkansas Assembly of God campgrounds. This weekend of intensive concentration on our marriage did teach us a lot and we returned every year through the 70's to hear Dr. Brock and enjoy a couple of days concentrating on our relationship to the exclusion of other outside distractions.
We also encouraged other couples in the church to participate and we still have fond memories of those trips. Annette, true to form, helped make reservations for the Magnolia Couples at one of the cheapest motels in Hot Springs. The rate was about $10 a night. Cheap, even for that time. But some of the couples still objected to the few inconveniences, like having to go through another couples room to get to the bathroom.
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A southwest Florida church issued a challenge for its married members this past Sunday: Hanky panky every day. Relevant Church head pastor Paul Wirth says the 50 percent divorce rate was the catalyst for the 30-Day Sex Challenge.
Oh, and the flip side of the challenge? No rolling in the sheets for the unwed.
Church member Tim Jones and his fiancée agreed to take on the challenge, though he acknowledges it'll be a tough month. But he added: "I think it's worth trying to find out other things about each other."

My, how things have changed.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=2008-02-18_D8UT2P600&show_article=1&cat=breaking
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Annette and I are “Hams” so this color graphic of frequency assignments interested us. Check it out at http://www.ntia.doc.gov/osmhome/allochrt.pdf
Thanks to Sam Boggs
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As a “space junkie” this story excites me. It was only a week or so ago that “Virgin Galactic” announced that they would be offering paid trips to space in a couple of years. Now Google and the X Prize Foundation have kicked off their Google Lunar X Prize, announcing the first 10 registered competitors
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MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif.--A privately funded race to land a rover on the moon could cost each team well more than the $20 million grand prize they're vying for, but all of the contestants view Google's Lunar X Prize as a new engine for business in space.
On Thursday, the X Prize Foundation announced the first 10 teams entered in the Google Lunar X Prize. Unveiled in September 2007, the Google Lunar X Prize requires contestants to land a privately funded robotic spacecraft on the moon, explore the terrain for at least 500 meters, and transmit results of the trip back to Earth. The grand prize is $20 million, with a second prize of $5 million and bonuses of $5 million.
http://www.news.com/Google-lunar-challenge-gets-under-way/2100-11397_3-6231576.html?tag=sas.email
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Here are some very detailed photos of this month’s tornado damage in north Arkansas
http://showtime.arkansasonline.com/e/img/photos/Geoeye/mtn_viewBIG.html
http://showtime.arkansasonline.com/e/img/photos/Geoeye/clintonBIG.html
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The Emerson FFA Alumni is having a fund raiser at the Emerson High School Cafeteria from 5:30 PM to 7:30 PM on Friday February 29, 2008 - $6.00 per person.
Hamburger Meal
French Fries
Baked Beans
Homemade Desserts
Tea
There will be a live auction starting @ 6:30 PM. For tickets you can contact the school at 870-547-2862, Brenda Waller at 904-3140, or Buddy Kyle at 235-6024. They will deliver to the plant for those that have to work that night.
Your help is always appreciated.
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The Brister Baptist Church is sponsoring a fundraiser for the building fund. The supper will be held on March 8th at the Emerson School Cafeteria from 5-7 PM. Steak tickets are $15 and all orders are dine in or take out. Steak with all the trimmings plus dessert. All proceeds go to the Brister Baptist Church Building Fund. Please contact Jarad McNiel channel 11 or 235-6528 or Buddy Kyle @ 235-6024 for tickets or info.
Will deliver to the plant!
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Albemarle Emergency Responders John Burge and Terry Neal recently completed Homeland Security training at the Center for Domestic Preparedness (CDP) in Anniston, Alabama. The CDP is operated by the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) and is the only federally-chartered Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD) training facility in the nation.
John is a Lead Packager in Albemarle's Manufacturing Services Department and serves the plant Emergency Team as Shift Off Site Monitoring coordinator. He is a member of the plant's Confined Space Rescue, Emergency Medical and Fire Brigade Teams. He's also a Captain of the Albemarle Fire Fighting Team and a member of the Calhoun Volunteer Fire Department and is the logistics officer for Arkansas's Disaster Medical Assistance Team, AR-1. Terry is Lead Operator for Albemarle's HP-900 flame retardant production unit and serves the plant Emergency Team as a Shift Incident Commander. He is a member of the plant's Confined Space Rescue, Emergency Medical and Fire Brigade Teams. He's also a Captain of the Albemarle Fire Fighting Team and a member of the Rudd's Crossing Volunteer Fire Department.
John and Terry completed the Emergency Management Institute's ICS-300 Intermediate Command Training for Expanding Incidents and ICS-400 Advanced Command and General Staff for Complex Incidents.
Responders attending this CDP training were specially selected from the nation's 11 million emergency responders. Training at the CDP ensures that responders gain critical skills and confidence to be better prepared to effectively respond to local incidents or potential WMD incidents.
Additional information about CDP training programs can be found at http://cdp.dhs.gov. For more information contact Kathy Wood, CDP Communications Director, at 256-847-2316 or kathy.wood@dhs.gov. FEMA coordinates the federal government's role in preparing for, preventing, mitigating the effects of, responding to, and recovering from all domestic disasters, whether natural or man-made, including acts of terror.
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No matter why they did it, I’m proud of our guys for shooting down a Satellite

A U.S. Navy AEGIS warship, the USS Lake Erie (CG-70), fired a single modified tactical Standard Missile-3 (SM-3) hitting the satellite approximately 247 kilometers (133 nautical miles) over the Pacific Ocean as it traveled in space at more than 17,000 mph.
The stated objective was to rupture the fuel tank to dissipate the approximately 1,000 pounds (453 kg) of hydrazine, a hazardous fuel which could pose a danger to people on earth, before it entered into earth's atmosphere. I believe the real reason for the shoot down was to keep the classified satellite from falling into unwanted hands and to show the world we could do it.
As for the debris from hitting the bus sized satellite, the DOD says that debris will begin to re-enter the earth’s atmosphere immediately. Nearly all of the debris will burn up on reentry within 24-48 hours and the remaining debris should re-enter within 40 days.
Amateur observers on Canada's west coast reported see seeing some two dozen trails of debris in the sky within minutes of the missile hit, while they were watching a lunar eclipse late Wednesday.
The military was counting the pieces of debris caused by the satellite shoot down, which was an unprecedented use of components of the Pentagon's missile defense system, but believed they were smaller than the Pentagon had forecast and that most of the satellite's intelligence value was likely destroyed. Though pieces had been detected in the atmosphere, there were no reports any had survived the fiery heat of re-entry and hit Earth.

Private defense analysts said they didn't expect many, if any, pieces of the debris to turn up.
"I wouldn't want to get hit by one, but the chances are pretty small," analyst John Pike said.
That point also was made last week by critics who said the shoot down was unnecessary because parts of rockets or satellites regularly fall from space, but usually burn up on re-entering the atmosphere. When they don't, they rarely fall where they do any harm.
Even before the missile launch, some international leaders and critics in the scientific community suggested it was a thinly disguised attempt to test an anti-satellite weapon—one that could take out other nations' orbiting communications and spy spacecraft.
They also said the U.S. was worried that allowing the errant satellite to fall itself would mean larger pieces might survive re-entry, opening the possibility that secret technology could wind up in the hands of the Chinese or others.
The satellite and the kill vehicle collided at a combined speed of 22,000 mph about 130 miles above Earth's surface.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=2008-02-21_D8UV1QE00&show_article=1&cat=breaking
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Each week the Defense Department highlights military personnel who have gone above and beyond in the war. [http://www.defenselink.mil/heroes/] - - Jeremy Sudlow
Hometown: Pandora, OH - - Awarded: Bronze Star

Logging 434,000 miles, 14 missions, and nearly four months on some of the world’s most dangerous roads earned Air Force Technical Sergeant Jeremy Sudlow the military’s fourth-highest combat award, the Bronze Star. The scourge of the desert - the improvised explosive device was always a possibility, yet Sudlow heroically led his convoys to complete their operations. Coalition forces in Iraq rely on supply convoys for their entire mission, and Sudlow handled this dangerous job for six months while serving the 424th Medium Truck Detachment. Without this precious cargo, the intense tempo of the war effort could never have been maintained.
Sudlow demonstrated his managerial skills by training his assistant convoy commander and lead vehicle commander in advanced convoy techniques to ensure the safest possible travel for all missions under his command. With the IED threat looming over every journey, Sudlow worked to continually upgrade the convoy vehicles, equipping them with “Go-Lights” to improve visibility, and sirens to alert daytime traffic. During one operation, Sudlow’s convoy captured a group of criminals who had stolen military and civilian equipment from their contracted vehicles. Sudlow alerted Forward Operating Base Taji of the incident and successfully concluded the mission.
Once, an unidentified vehicle made an alarming u-turn towards the supply column while on the road in Iraq. Sudlow had to make a split-second judgment. Was it a suicide-bomber behind the wheel, or an innocent Iraqi civilian? Previous lessons he had given to the gun-truck crews helped them remain calm and focused. It turned out that there was no threat, and because of Sudlow’s forward-thinking leadership, a tense situation passed without incident.
The Tech Sergeant’s paramount concern was always the wellbeing of his 15-man squad and the foreign nationals assigned to his convoy. Due in no small part to his efforts, Detachment 424 escorted 4,680 tractor-trailers loaded with valuable cargo from Kuwait to Iraq while guiding and protecting 2,300 foreign national drivers.
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Greetings:

This note comes from Mosul, where Iraqi and American are engaging in a serious fight with al Qaeda, ISI, JAI, Ansar al Sunna, and other groups, in what many believe will be the last major battle of this war. This amalgam of terrorists, even including a cell of 1920 Revolution Brigades who are unfriendly toward us here (whereas elsewhere the 1920s have joined us in the fight against AQI), is fractured and incoherent. The groups fight among themselves and provide lethal information about each other to Iraqi and US forces.

Ansar al Sunna, for instance, has been selling out al Qaeda. The 1920s have hated AQI since at least 2006, and have been good at killing AQI in Anbar and in Diyala, for instance. Just why these groups are so fractured is not entirely clear, though some reasons are obvious. AQI and 1920s are different sorts of people with differing agendas, and above it all, there is money in Mosul, and so the individual terror groups can fund their own campaigns without overwhelming need to form alliances.

Mosul is not exactly al Qaeda's last stand in Iraq; pockets remain in areas south of Baghdad where AQI is being severely damaged by Iraqis and Americans; Diyala (more of same), Salah ad Dinh (deadly for AQI), and a few other pockets. It is true; however, that Mosul is the last major population center where AQI has any chance whatsoever.

Mosul is a setting, then, where I can finish the final chapters of Moment of Truth in Iraq [http://www.michaelyon-online.com/wp/michael-yons-new-book/] In between research and writing, I will be signing the special edition inserts for the books. Moment of Truth in Iraq is being sold in advance through my website. I can only sign a limited number of books and everyone is working hard to have the signed editions also ship to you on April 22 when the book is released.
Again, there are only so many I will be able to sign, so if you wish to support this mission and get a signed edition of the book, it may be ordered at the publisher's ordering page [http://yhst-80051593642880.stores.yahoo.net/]. (Please remember that you are being charged now and the book will ship on the publication date of April 22, 2008.)
Attention to what has been happening here and with me is growing slowly, in fits and starts, in newspapers [http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/21/business/21iraqblogger.html?_r=3&oref=slogin&oref=slogin&oref=slogin] and on radio [http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=18916064].

A new RUBs dispatch is posted on the site, "At Long Last, Justice," [http://www.michaelyon-online.com/wp/rubs-at-long-last-justice.htm] a follow-up to an earlier dispatch about the problem of Sunni detainees held in Iraqi prisons, sometimes for months and years, without being charged. "At Long Last, Justice," also talks about the importance of maintaining a media full court press in Iraq on the reform and reconciliation efforts as well as on the combat operations. Media attention on stories like the one in the new dispatch actually influence the outcome, for the good, because Iraqis are a media savvy people.
Hopefully my book will bring stories like these to the attention of more people. As always, your help is greatly appreciated and crucial.
V/r
Michael Yon
PO Box 5553
Winter Haven, FL 33880
USA
http://www.michaelyon-online.com/
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Albemarle Blood Drive, Thursday, February 28, 2008, 9:30 am - 3:30 pm on the Bloodmobile at the South Plant. Walk-ins are welcome! T-Shirts will be given!! Call Nancy Terry @ 6286 for an appointment but Walk-ins are Welcome. Our goal is 33+ units!!
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This week we read; “Nightlife” by Thomas Perry
We’re currently reading; “Dead Aim” by Thomas Perry
We plan on reading: “A war of gifts: an Ender story” by Orson Scott Card, “Sliver of truth” by Lisa Unger.
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If you’d like to write Dr. Antoon, he’d like to hear from you. This is his current address, the latest of the three federal prisons’ he’s been in.
Patrick Antoon #06669-010
Federal Prison Camp-La Tuna
P. O. Box 8000
Anthony, NM/TX 88021
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The photos on the front of this week’s “Bleat” include photos of our “Table Top” Drill to teach emergency response techniques to the ‘08 Leadership Magnolia class.
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We’ve now got several addresses on the web for "Da Bleat." For the latest issue, go to http://www.bugsbleat.blogspot.com. Last quarter’s issues can be seen at http://www.bugsbleat4Q07.blogspot.com.
Our photos are posted at http://www.bugsbleatphotos.blogspot.com.
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Feel free to share the "Bleat" with any and all. That's why we publish it.
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Recipe(s) of the week - - - Slow-Cooked Stuffed Cabbage Leaves - - (makes 6 servings)

12 to 14 large green cabbage leaves
1 1/4 pounds (480 g) ground turkey breast
1/4 cup (60 ml) egg substitute
1 small yellow onion, minced
1 large clove garlic, minced
1 large tart apple, such as Granny Smith, peeled, cored, and minced
1 cup (158 g) cooked white rice
1 tablespoon (8 g) dried dill weed
2 tablespoons (16 g) chopped flat-leaf parsley
salt (optional)
freshly ground pepper to taste

cooking sauce
1 tablespoon (15 ml) olive oil
2 medium yellow onions, halved and thinly sliced
1 28-ounce (840 g) can no-salt-added crushed tomatoes, including the juice
3 tablespoons (45 ml) fresh lemon juice
1 tablespoon (9 g) hot paprika
1 teaspoon (5 ml) Worcestershire sauce

Blanch cabbage leaves in boiling water for 3 minutes. Drain and refresh under running cold water to stop the cooking process. Drain again on paper towels and set aside.
In a large bowl, combine turkey breast, egg substitute, onion, garlic, apple, cooked rice, dill weed, parsley, salt (if using), and pepper. Mix well.
Place the cabbage leaves on a work surface. Divide the filling equally between the cabbage leaves, putting about 1/4 cup (about 100 g) of the turkey-rice mixture at the bottom of each cabbage leaf and roll up, folding in the bottom and sides to enclose the filling. Set filled leaves aside.
In a large nonstick skillet, heat the oil over medium heat. Add the onion and garlic; sauté until onions are limp, about 4 minutes. Stir in remaining sauce ingredients and cook, uncovered, for another 5 minutes. Stir occasionally.
Place half of the sauce in the bottom of a 4-quart (4 l) or larger crockery slow-cooker. Arrange filled cabbage leaves, seam side down, on top of the sauce, making as many layers as necessary. Spoon the remaining sauce over the cabbage rolls. Do not stir. Cover and cook on LOW for 7 to 9 hours, or on HIGH for 3 1/2 to 4 1/2 hours.
To serve, transfer cabbage rolls to a large serving platter and top with sauce. Serve at once.
Per 2-roll serving: 251 calories (14% calories from fat), 27 g protein, 4 g total fat (0.7 g saturated fat), 28 g carbohydrates, 5 g dietary fiber, 64 mg cholesterol, 98 mg sodium
Diabetic exchanges: 3 very lean protein, 2 carbohydrate (1/2 bread/starch, 1/2 fruit), 3 vegetable)

©1997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001 Diabetic-Lifestyle Online Magazine. All rights reserved.
http://www.diabetic-recipes.com/recipes/NOV00_3.1.htm
http://www.diabetic-recipes.com/
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BreakPoint
With Chuck Colson
Books'The Pilgrim's Progress'
2/22/2008
The Human Experience of Grace

It has often been described as the most popular and most influential book ever published—after the Bible, that is. Yet many literary critics of its time treated it with scorn. Its author was simply a humble Puritan minister who wrote it while imprisoned for his faith. He was not even sure if he should publish it.

If you have not guessed it yet, I am talking about The Pilgrim’s Progress by John Bunyan, the subject of Dr. Ken Boa’s newest “Great Books Audio CD.” Boa calls this book “an extraordinary achievement” by a man who was simply “trying to communicate the doctrine of grace”—and, who by his own account, did not even plan to write it as an allegory at first. “The thing took on its own momentum, its own life,” as Boa puts it, and it became one of the greatest accounts of “the human experience of grace ever written.”

Pilgrim’s Progress is a powerful story of one Christian’s journey through life. The people, encounters, and struggles he faces have become part of the English language: Mr. Worldly Wiseman, Vanity Fair, the Slough of Despond, and so many more. Yet Bunyan was not even trying to be particularly clever or original. As Boa reminds us, Bunyan’s thinking was so steeped in the Scriptures that his book is filled with “literally hundreds and hundreds of allusions” to biblical references and concepts, and this is what makes its imagery so striking and memorable.

As Charles Spurgeon, who used to read The Pilgrim’s Progress twice a year, said of Bunyan, “If you cut him, he would bleed Bible.” The book’s theological depth makes it almost suitable for a “catechesis” of the Christian faith.

And something that has always amazed me about Pilgrim’s Progress is just how real Bunyan’s characters are. The pilgrims at the center of the story are no Christian supermen, no perfect moral heroes. Boa points out, “There are many weaknesses in [the characters] Christian and Faithful . . . and we see that faith co-exists with failings.” Just like any biblical hero, the Christian characters here must ask for God’s help in fighting their own flaws and failures. Their intentions are good, but they are too easily lured away from their path or cast down by their troubles. As Boa says, “It is Christian’s actual frailty, his fallibility that arouses our sympathy for him and makes us wonder what is going to happen next.”

Unlike much Christian fiction of our own time, Bunyan’s allegory does not try to tiptoe around the fact of sin. The wise Puritan preacher knew he would have been remiss not to deal with it. In many ways his heroes, despite the 17th-century setting, are just like us, which is why Pilgrim’s Progress still fascinates us.

Fascinates us and encourages us, as well—for as Boa goes on to say, Bunyan’s book teaches us that “any man, any woman, through grace, can become a Christian hero.” It is a lesson that has carried down through the centuries and is just as powerful today as ever—not bad for a simple Puritan preacher.

Few books I have read have moved me and inspired me as much as The Pilgrim’s Progress. To gain more of Ken Boa’s profound insights on the book and on the other great works that shaped Christianity and Western culture, visit us here at BreakPoint.org or call us at 1-877-322-5527. We will tell you how you can subscribe to his marvelous “Great Books Audio CD” series.

Subscribe today to the “Great Books Audio CD” series from Dr. Ken Boa and BreakPoint. Call 1-877-322-5527 to learn more.

For Further Reading and Information
John Bunyan, The Pilgrim’s Progress (Oxford University Press, December 2003).
Gina Dalfonzo, “Read any good books lately?” The Point, 07 December 2006.
BreakPoint Commentary No. 070907, “Standing on Strong Shoulders: Read a Great Book.”
Read online at the Christian Classics Ethereal Library.

© 2008 Prison Fellowship http://www.breakpoint.org/
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Words of the Week:
virago: an ill-tempered, overbearing woman; also, a woman of great strength and courage.
pestiferous: bearing or bringing disease, moral harm, or annoyance.
sine qua non: an indispensable thing.
abominate: to detest intensely.
factitious: artificial; not authentic or genuine.
relegate: to assign or remove, usually to an inferior position.
dissolute: loose in morals and conduct.
nettlesome: causing irritation, vexation, or distress.
irrupt: to burst in forcibly or suddenly.
from Dictionary.Com
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Time Magazine Archive [http://www.time.com/time/archive/]
TIME Archives allows users to search past covers, articles and TIME Magazine back issues. The keyword search engine at this site allows users to search for articles or covers within a date range. In addition, a user can browse the database by 'pre-selected' topics which Time terms 'Collections.'
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2nd Annual Calhoun Community Garden Show
Saturday, April 5th 2008
Roses for Sale
2-gallon rose bushes from the Antique Rose Emporium in Brenham, Texas $20 each
Antique Roses from different years - select a rose from a memorable date or just for its beauty
Orders must be placed before the end of February Roses will be available the weekend of the Garden Show
A catalogue is available from Mary Alexis You may also view the website for more information: www.weareroses.com
If the rose you desire shows to be 'out of stock', don't despair They should be available by the time of the event. We will deliver any roses that come in after the Garden Show.
(Roses appear to be cheaper if ordered on-line ... until you figure in shipping)
The Magnolia area is in Planting Zone 7 If you don't want to order at this time, roses will available at the Garden Show.
Contact Barry Brownlee or Pat Hammock @ x6468 or by e-mail Let us know the name, page, and stock number of the rose(s) you want. (Don't confuse the year with the stock number!)
Also provide a phone number so we can contact you in the event of a problem Make checks payable to: Calhoun Community Garden Show Tell your Friends!
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"Great is the power, great is the authority of a senate that is unanimous in its opinions." - Cicero

"No woman can call herself free who does not own and control her body. No woman can call herself free until she can choose consciously whether she will or will not be a mother." - Margaret Sanger

"Create the highest, grandest vision possible for your life, because you become what you believe." - Oprah Winfrey

"Future shock [is] the shattering stress and disorientation that we induce in individuals by subjecting them to too much change in too short a time." - Alvin Toffler

"It is better to create than to learn! Creating is the essence of life." - Julius Caesar

"Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated." - Alphonse De Lamartine

"Enthusiasm is the yeast that makes your hopes shine to the stars. Enthusiasm is the sparkle in your eyes, the swing in your gait. The grip of your hand, the irresistible surge of will and energy to execute your ideas." - Henry Ford
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BREAKING CHRISTIAN NEWS
http://breakingchristiannews.com/

Miracle Healing When Angry Husband Yells at His Wife to Come Back to Life
Recalling the Daring Vision and Pursuit of Unity by Rev. Billy Graham
How a Jewish Folk Singer Became the Matriarch of a Christian Music Group

Liberian Pop Queen Writes Song Called Thank You to Welcome President Bush; Dancers Explode into Dance When His Arrival is Announced
Skating, Music and Fun Instead of Violence—the Success of the B-Smart Program in Boston
American Mom Delivers Care Packages to Troops in Iraq; Life-Changing Experience

Answered Prayer: Massachusetts Abortionist Relinquishes License in Wake of Abortion Death Investigation
LiveAid Rocker Bob Geldof Slams Press for Ignoring President Bush's Efforts to Fight AIDS and Poverty in Africa
102-Year Old "Mother" Honored for Being a Pillar in the Church by Virtue of Her Faithfulness and Dedication to Others
New Poll Reveals Surprising Results for Best Childrens' Books of All Time

Resurrections in India Draw People to Jesus
United Nations Spearheads Crackdown on Human Trafficking
New Film About Jesus as Seen through the Eyes of a Woman
Story of the Faith of an American Hero from Tennessee, Now Made into a Movie

Moon to Glow Red on Wednesday Night in Total Lunar Eclipse
President Bush Celebrated in Africa; Deeply Shaken by Rwandan Genocide
Power of New Laser Beam like Focusing All the Sun's Light toward Earth into One Grain of Sand
L.A. Official Wants to Bring Minister from Idaho in to Help Solve Gang Problems

A Miracle Unfolds in Amsterdam
Last Week's Mid-East Earthquake Opened a Large Hole near Temple Mount in Jerusalem
Indiana Churches Band Together to Ensure Engaged Couples Have Counseling before Marriage
High School in Uganda, Founded on Born-again Christian Principles, Excels in S.4 Exams

Minnesota Couple's 83rd Wedding Anniversary May Go Down in Record Books
Sarkozy under Fire for Wanting French Schoolchildren to Understand the Holocaust
J Gospel Hits Japan
Church Synod Votes to Ensure Every Church Provides "Easy and Unfettered" Access to the Word of God

Man in India Delivered Completely by God after Trying Everything Else; a Testimony to Entire Village
The Church Where President Lincoln Prayed is an Obscure Gem in Nation's Capitol
Praying Together—One of the Secrets to a Long, Successful Marriage

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GCF: New Boyfriend

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One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents, and they were appalled by his appearance: leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos and more piercings than they wanted to count.

Later, the parents pulled their daughter aside and confessed their concern. "Dear," said the mother diplomatically, "he doesn't seem very nice."

"Oh please, Mom," replied the daughter, "if he wasn't nice, why would he be doing 500 hours of community service?"
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GCF: Restaurant Specials

Emailed to me another humor list (Tickled by Tony - Clean) -Tom Subscribe to the Tickled by Tony list by sending an email to: tickledbytony_clean-subscribe@yahoogroups.com
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My wife and I run a small restaurant where we often name our specials after our employees. Dishes like: "Chicken Mickey," after our dishwasher who gave us the recipe, and "Rod's Ribs," after a waiter who had his personal style of barbecue.

One evening after rereading the menu, I broke with this tradition and changed the description of the special we had named after our chef. Despite her skills and excellent reputation, somehow I didn't think an entree named: "Salmon Ella" would go over big with our customers.
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GCF: Whatcha Looking For?

mailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Alice) -Tom
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A policeman is walking his beat at night and comes across a man who is standing under a street light, looking intently down at the street. He says to the man, "What are you looking for?"

"My keys," says the man.

"Where did you lose them?"

"Over there"

"Why are you looking here?"

"The light is better."
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GCF: Feeling Old?

Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Michele) -Tom
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About 15 years ago, my brother and I were shopping in a record store in the downtown plaza. He was trying to find music recordings related to the concert known as "Woodstock" from the 1960's. The teen-aged clerk asked if she could be of assistance.

"Yes, I'm trying to find recordings of Woodstock," he explained.

The young lady looked very puzzled and I knew she had no clue, but I had no idea how badly she had no clue until she spoke...

"Woodstock? You mean Snoopy's little buddy?"
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GCF: Sincere Love Note

Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Dave) -Tom
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To Mary, the love of my life:

There is nothing I would not do to reach your side. I would climb the highest mountain! I would cross the trackless desert! I would swim the widest ocean to be near you, my beloved.

With love and tenderness,
Jonathan

PS: See you Saturday night, if it doesn't rain.
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\ / Money isn't everything.... \ /
\ _/there's credit cards, money orders,\_ /
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HEMA is a Dutch department store. The first store opened on Nov. 4, 1926, in Amsterdam. Now, there are 150 stores all over the Netherlands, and there are stores in Belgium, Luxemburg and Germany. In June of this year, HEMA was sold to the British investment company Lion Capital.
Take a look at HEMA's product page. It's in Dutch and you can't order anything, but just wait a couple of seconds let it load and watch what happens. The company has a sense of humor and a great website designer!

http://producten.hema.nl/

Thanks to Daphne Roberts
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Governor Mike Huckabee on SNL
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hac-UHi56Xc
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Announcement from the Pulpit

The minister of a city church enjoyed a drink now and then, but his passion was for peach brandy. One of his congregants would make him a bottle each Christmas. One year, when the minister went to visit his friend, hoping for his usual Christmas present, he was not disappointed, but his friend told him that he had to thank him for the peach brandy from the pulpit the next Sunday.

In his haste to get the bottle, the minister hurriedly agreed and left. So the next Sunday the minister suddenly remembered that he had to make a public announcement that he was being supplied alcohol from a member of the church. That morning, his friend sat in the church with a grin on his face, waiting to see the minister's embarrassment.

The minister climbed into the pulpit and said, "Before we begin, I have an announcement. I would very much like to thank my friend, Joe, for his kind gift of peaches ... and for the spirit in which they were given!"

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.

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Pastor's Wife Gets a Dress

One Sunday afternoon, the pastor's wife returned home with an expensive dress in hand. When her husband asked her about it, she explained.

"Well, I was on my way to put the church's offering money in the bank, but I saw this amazing dress in the shop window. I was just trying it on when the Devil appeared and started tempting me to buy it."

At this point, the pastor was beginning to become angry. "Why didn't you just use scripture and say, 'Get thee behind me, Satan'?"

The wife sheepishly answered, "I did, but the Devil said, 'It looks even better from back here!'"

Received from Sara Opal.

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A Lawyer Question

A lawyer was asked if he would like to become a Jehovah's Witness.

He declined, stating that he hadn't seen the accident. He did say, however, that he would still be interested in taking the case.

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.

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Photo Apology

Photographer Ruth Van Bergen specialized in celebrity portraits. One wealthy woman complained that Van Bergen's photo wasn't nearly as good as the first one she had taken.

"You must forgive me," the photographer said diplomatically. "The last time I took your picture, I was ten years younger."

Received from Steve Sanderson.

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White Gloves

Frequent hand washing in my job as a medical technologist and the harsh weather combined give me very dry skin.

One night as I prepared for bed, I rubbed my hands with petroleum jelly and covered them with an old pair of white gloves. As I sat in bed reading a book with my gloves on, my husband finished showering and came into the room wearing a towel.

Drying himself off, he went to the closet, selected a tie and put it on. "What are you doing?" I asked.

"Well" he replied, "if you are going to be formal. So am I."

Received from Steve Sanderson.

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Madeleine Begun Kane Latest Columns - - http://www.madkane.com/madness/2008/01/16/hey-pundits-stifle-yourselves/
Hey Pundits, Stifle Yourselves! (Limerick)
I can’t decide what’s more annoying — when pundits are wrong, or when they insist on finding meaning in the meaningless, deep significance in utter nonsense. Digby provides a fine example of the latter:
Matthews, Olbermann, Norah O’Donnell and David Gregory are sitting around interpreting the Michigan Democratic vote and examining the exit polls to determine meaningful trends about the upcoming primaries.
Michigan means nothing, good or bad, for Democrats. … [CLINTON] WAS THE ONLY ONE OF THE TOP THREE ON THE BALLOT! …
… The primary doesn’t count. …
But they’re out there spewing junk anyway, trying to impact the race, making predictions, being fortune tellers as usual …
And that brings me to my latest limerick:
Hey Pundits, Stifle Yourselves!
By Madeleine Begun Kane
The pundits opine and expound:
On sheer nonsense they chew and they pound,
Finding meaning in stuff
That means nothing. Enough!
Watch them frown as they wax so profound.
http://www.madkane.com
http://www.madkane.com/notable.html (Notables Weblog)
http://www.madkane.com/bush.html (Dubya's Dayly Diary)
Subscribe to MadKane Humor Newsletter (weekly) here:
http://www.madkane.com/email.html
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This takes less than 20 seconds and WHAT a difference it can make in someone's life.
The Breast Cancer site is having trouble getting enough people to click on their site daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a day to an underprivileged woman. It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on 'donating a mammogram' for free (pink window in the middle).
This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors /advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate mammogram in exchange for advertising. Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know.
http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/

Thanks to Ricky and Sarah Shepherd
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A remarkable phone call from a 12-yr old boy to Houston radio station KSBJ FM 89.3. So profound, the station has it posted on their website. Click below to listen to it. It's short .
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zCdZwitrNoY
Thanks to Jeanette Ford
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A baby asked God, "They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?" God said, "Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you."

The child further inquired, "But tell me, here in heaven I don't have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy." God said, "Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you. And you will feel your angel's love and be very happy."

Again the child asked, "And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me if I don't know the language?" God said, "Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your angel will teach you how to speak."

"A nd what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?" God said, "Your angel will place your hands together and will teach you how to pray."

"Who will protect me?" God said, "Your angel will defend you even if it means risking its life."

"But I will always be sad because I will not see you anymore." God said, "Your angel will always talk to you about Me and will teach you the way to come back to Me, even though I will always be next to you."

At that moment there was much peace in Heaven, but voices from Earth could be heard and the child hurriedly asked, "God, if I am to leave now, please tell me my angel's name."

God said, You will simply call her, "Mom."

Thanks to Jeanette Ford
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Scientists investigating the icy waters of Antarctica said Tuesday they have collected mysterious creatures including giant sea spiders and huge worms in the murky depths.
Australian experts taking part in an international program to take a census of marine life in the ocean at the far south of the world collected specimens from up to 6,500 feet beneath the surface, and said many may never have been seen before.
Some of the animals far under the sea grow to unusually large sizes, a phenomenon called gigantism that scientists still do not fully understand.
"Gigantism is very common in Antarctic waters," Martin Riddle, the Australian Antarctic Division scientist who led the expedition, said in a statement. "We have collected huge worms, giant crustaceans and sea spiders the size of dinner plates."
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=2008-02-19_D8UTMOI80&show_article=1&cat=breaking
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A new Pastor in a small, Oklahoma town spent the first days making personal visits to each of the members, inviting them to come to his first services.
The following Sabbath the church was all but empty.
Accordingly, the Pastor placed a notice in the local newspapers, stating that, because the church was dead, it was everyone's duty to give it a decent burial.
The funeral would be held the following Sabbath afternoon, the notice said.
Morbidly curious, a large crowd turned out for the "funeral."
In front of the pulpit, they saw a closed coffin, smothered in flowers.
After the Pastor delivered the eulogy, he opened the coffin and invited his congregation to come forward to, pay their final respects to their dead church.
Filled with curiosity as to what would represent the Corpse of a "dead church", all the people eagerly lined up to look in the coffin.
Each "mourner" peeped into the coffin then quickly turned away with a guilty, sheepish look.

In the coffin, tilted at the correct angle, was a large mirror!

Thanks to Waneta
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"Don't strive for recognition, but work for achievement." -- Vanessa Malone
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The Pump Handle. A water cooler for the public health crowd.
http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/

Here are links to items posted on The Pump Handle over the past week:

** "The Supreme Court and the FDA" by Liz Borkowski The Supreme Court's Reigel v. Medtronic decision means that when it comes to medical devices, we'll be relying on FDA more than ever before – a worrisome thought, given the problems with FDA that have recently come to light. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/02/21/the-supreme-court-and-the-fda/

** "Quotes of the Day" by Celeste Monforton The Center for Study of Responsive Law's newly released report "Undermining Safety: A Report on Coal Mine Safety" contains some memorable quotes. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/02/21/quotes-of-the-day/

** "What to Do About Dangerous Consumer Products" Two new reports from the Lowell Center on Sustainable Production give concrete suggestions for improving consumer-product safety. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/02/20/what-to-do-about-dangerous-consumer-products/

** "Occupational Health News Roundups" by Liz Borkowski Social workers face difficult and dangerous conditions; NIOSH looks at the risks confronting contingent workers; and another pork plant worker has developed a puzzling neurological condition, though he worked a different job than other employees with similar symptoms. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/02/20/occupational-health-news-roundup-53/

** "Small Victory for OHS Whistleblower" by Celeste Monforton OSHA's Regional Office in New York announced the successful resolution of a retaliation case filed by a worker who was discharged by his employer after he expressed concerns about insecticide exposure. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/02/20/small-victory-for-ohs-whistleblower/

** "The Wrong Approach to Meat" by Liz Borkowski The record-breaking beef recall highlights weaknesses in our food-safety system – but there are also worker-safety and environmental problems with our country's approach to meat. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/02/19/the-wrong-approach-to-meat/

** "Four Deaths and FDA's Chinese Plant Mixup" by Liz Borkowski Due to a mixup, the FDA didn't inspect the Chinese plant producing the active ingredient in Baxter's heparin – which is now suspected of being involved in four patient deaths. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/02/19/four-deaths-and-fda-chinese-plant-mixup/

** "Earlier Explosion at Imperial Sugar Refinery" by Celeste Monforton A Chemical Safety Board investigations manager explains what elements need to be in place for a dust explosion to happen. Evidently, the deadly explosion in Georgia earlier this month wasn't the first time these elements combined at the Imperial Sugar/Dixie Crystals refinery. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/02/18/earlier-explosion-at-imperial-sugar-refinery/

** "Too Many Grieving Families from Dixie Crystal Explosion" by Celeste Monforton The final deceased victim of the February 7 explosion at the Imperial Sugar refinery has been recovered from the scene, and a ninth victim has succumbed to his severe injuries. Georgia's two senators have urged understanding the causes so future catastrophes can be avoided, but are they really ready to address the regulatory-system paralysis that allowed this disaster to happen? http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/02/16/too-many-grieving-families-from-dixie-crystal-explosion/

** "Friday Blog Roundup" by Liz Borkowski Bloggers look at problems and solutions for the U.S. healthcare system and explore yellow fever, California's air-pollution regulations, and air traffic controller issues. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/friday-blog-roundup-62/

** "Remembering Cong. Lantos on Workers' Health and Safety" by Celeste Monforton Rep. Tom Lantos (D-CA), who passed away on February 11th, made it his business to know what OSHA was doing about petrochemical plant explosions, repetitive motion disorders among postal workers, and under-reporting of injuries, among many other worker health and safety topics. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/remembering-cong-lantos-on-workers-health-and-safety/
http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/02/07/welcome-to-the-blogosphere/
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Weekly Toll - - http://weeklytoll.blogspot.com/
Death In The Workplace w/News & Updates
John Donne - ...any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.
A partial list of workplace fatalities.

Monday, February 18, 2008
McWane Stikes Again

PBS/Frontline aired a program called A Dangerous Business Revisited. I blogged a little piece here. Well McWane strikes again! Last night "An explosion at Pacific States Cast Iron Pipe Co. (which was one of the facilities with major indictments) injured three people, the Utah County sheriff's office said. The three were taken to Utah Valley Regional Medical Center with injuries that were not life-threatening, Sgt. Spencer Cannon told The Salt Lake Tribune."

One of the Toll's readers sent in their account "tonight (17 February) a plant exploded in or near Springville, Utah. That's at least 8 miles from where I work, but we felt the blast here. I was just sitting at my desk... and then BLAM! my entire world became sound. It scared me so bad. I thought a plane crashed into the roof, or a bomb went off, or something else. I ran outside and starting looking around, but everything seemed fine. But it was SO loud. I found out...it was a plant down there, but not what kind."

WcWane claims on their index page "We believe in protecting the health and safety of our employees and embracing our duty to be good stewards of our environment. This is a path that will take our company to the highest level of corporate responsibility. This is the McWane Way."

The New McWane now employs Pat Tyson (Lawyer), former director of OSHA and past Chairman of the Board of the National Safety Council, My first real knowledge of McWane came from your broadcast; I watched that with my family. And two days later I got a call from the general counsel saying, "Can you help us with this problem? And that's one of the things that we do; I'm a safety and health lawyer, and so we get involved with companies that need help in making their program better."

Hank Habicht, former Deputy Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency
who now states "My conclusions were -- I didn't find malice in the leadership of the company. These weren't people who wanted to pollute or wanted to hurt people, but there was a gap, you could say, in management systems in the company. It was a very decentralized company. Another key point that I found was that the company basically quadrupled in size, I think, since the 1970s through acquisition."

and of course John Hinshaw Assistant Secretary of the Department of Labor and head over the inspections of McWane. "I was familiar [with McWane] based on the information that the agency had in regard to their compliance situation....And they had done an awful lot, but they had more to [do]. And I wanted to be a part of that. I'm not going to risk my reputation or get involved in any organization unless we show significant progress. And they convinced me that's what they intended to do."

Bla babla babla bla bla...Well I suppose money does speak louder than words and what better way to skate around than with the experts.

http://weeklytoll.blogspot.com
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NEVER FORGET! We're listing the names of our soldiers killed weekly. These records can be found at http://www.defenselink.mil/releases/

The Department of Defense announced the death of two soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom. They died Feb. 17 in Diyala Province, Iraq, of wounds suffered when enemy forces attacked their dismounted patrol using small arms fire. They were assigned to 2nd Battalion 23rd Infantry Regiment, 4th Stryker Brigade Combat Team, 2nd Infantry Division, Fort Lewis, Wash. Killed were:
01. Spc. Chad D. Groepper, 21, of Kingsley, Iowa.
02. Spc. Luke S. Runyan, 21, of Spring Grove, Pa.

03. Staff Sgt. Bryant W. Mackey, 30, of Eureka, Kan., died Feb. 20 in Mosul, Iraq, of wounds suffered when a rocket-propelled grenade struck his vehicle. He was assigned to the 3rd Squadron, 3rd Armored Cavalry Regiment, Fort Hood, Texas.

The Department of Defense announced the death of three soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom. They died Feb. 20 in Baghdad, Iraq, from wounds suffered when their vehicle encountered an improvised explosive device in Baghdad on Feb. 19. They were assigned to the 1st Battalion, 502nd Infantry Regiment, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 101st Airborne Division (Air Assault), Fort Campbell, Ky. Killed were:
04. Sgt. Conrad Alvarez, 22, of Big Spring, Texas.
05. Cpl. Albert Bitton, 20, of Chicago.
06. Spc. Micheal B. Matlock, Jr., 21, of Glen Burnie, Md.

07. Capt. Nathan R. Raudenbush, 25, of Pennsylvania, died Feb. 20 in Busayefi, Iraq, of wounds suffered when his vehicle encountered an improvised explosive device. He was assigned to the 3rd Battalion, 7th Infantry Regiment, 4th Brigade Combat Team, 3rd Infantry Division, Fort Stewart, Ga.
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For information on the Defense Department’s mission to account for missing Americans, visit the DPMO Web site at http://www.dtic.mil/dpmo or call (703) 699-1169.
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Please remember to pray for the American soldiers stationed everywhere around the globe and especially in Iraq. Times have been and are very tough and it would be nice if you would all just say a prayer for their safety and for their families.
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"September 11 WDYTJWD" W. P. Florence
Justice first, then peace."
"September 11" Never forget.--Tony Moses
"ONE NATION UNDER GOD ...the only way"--Phillip Story
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself." -- Franklin D. Roosevelt
"Keeping my head down but face toward Heaven" - - Jody Eldred, ABC News Cameraman in Kuwait
"Remember Pearl Harbor? Remember 9/11!" --"Bug"
Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity. - - George Carlin
"Stop telling God how big your storm is. Instead, tell the storm how big your God is!" - - Queen E. Watson
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Activities and Events of Interest - - Coming Events

The annual Magnolia Hospital Foundation Phone-a-thon will be April 1. This is very important fundraiser which enables the hospital to purchase equipment which benefits the entire community.
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2nd Annual Calhoun Community Garden Show
Saturday, April 5th 2008
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Scheduled Activities
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CQ CQ all Hams. We have restarted a 2 meter net on the Willisville repeater, 146.655, every Tuesday evening at 7 PM. Please check in and spread the word. We would like to get some renewed interest in amateur radio and the ARKLA Amateur Radio Association. Will be listening for everyone next Tuesday night.
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Columbia County Amateur Radio Club meets Every second Thursday @ 7:00 p.m. Union Street Station. And YOU'RE invited. Net is every Sunday at 20:30 on 147.105.
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MCC - Mom's Day Out - Every Tuesday and Thursday from 9 to 2.$10 for the first child, $5 for the second. Call 234-3225 for reservations.
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MCC - Nursing Home Ministry - Meadowbrook Every Tuesday from 10 to 11 am. Taylor, the last Thursday each month.
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Men's Prayer Breakfast held every Tuesday morning at 6 AM in Miller's Cafeteria. If you aren't a regular participant at the Men's Prayer Breakfast, you're missing some great food, fellowship and inspired teaching of the Word. Hope to see you there.
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Emergency Phone Number 911
(Fire, Police, Ambulance, Sheriff, etc. )
Central Dispatch 234-5655
(Non - Emergency Number)
Direct Numbers
Ambulance - 234-7371 (24 Hour)
Jail - 234-5331 (24 Hour)
Poison Control - 800-222-1222 (24 Hour)
http://www. aapcc. org/
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Interested in getting in touch with the Banner-News through e-mail?
E-mail addresses for communicating with the newspaper’s various departments are: news@bannernews.net For news and sports items, Coming Events, Diary, Church News, school and civic events.
advertising@bannernews. net For retail and classified advertising.
circulation@bannernews. net To start, stop or cancel newspaper delivery or for comments about delivery.
outfitters @bannernews.net For Office Outfitters, the office supply division of the Banner-News.
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"There is not enough darkness in the world to put out the light of one candle."
"Laugh whenever you can and cry if you need to." -- "Bug"
"I read the end of the book. We win!" -- "Bug"
"We may not be able to cure the world, but we don't have to make it sicker." -- "Bug"
"There just ain't enough fingers for all the holes in the dike." - - "Bug"
"It's no big deal doing what God tells you to do. A big deal would be NOT doing what God tells you to do. Just ask Jonah." - - Paul Troquille
"A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in ... and how many want out." - - Tony Blair
"Information is the currency of democracy." - Jefferson
“Nam et ipsa scientia potestas est.” Knowledge is power. - Francis Bacon
"The problem is here and now. The time for talk is past. The time for action is now."
Comments on the first Earth Day - James F. McClellan via "Fuzzy" Thurman
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Hope you enjoy the newsletter.
Again, thanks to all our contributors this week.

God bless and GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!
Rev 1:12-18 Jude 1:24-25 Heb 12:25-27 1 Tim 5:21-22 1 Tim 4:12-13 Mat 14:28-31 Mat 14:28-31 http://www.e-min.org/
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Bug's Bleat - - GCF: The "Real" World

Volume 10, Issue 03 Friday, January 18, 2008

Hello All,

Annette’s mother, Dorothy Jean Montgomery, 77, of Magnolia, Ar. went to be with her Lord Wednesday, January 16, 2008. She was born June 13, 1930 in Magnolia, Arkansas to Elmer L. and Evelyn E. (Wilson) Green.
She was preceded in death by her parents and Jessie Montgomery, her husband.
She is survived by two daughters, Beth Waller and husband Gary of Willisville, Ar., Annette McClellan and husband James of Magnolia, Ar., one son, Michael Kelley of Camden, Ar., eight grandchildren, eleven great grandchildren, two brothers, Wayne Green and Gary Green of Magnolia, Ar. and one sister, Shirley Albright and husband Herb of California, Mo.
She was a member Magnolia Christian Center. She was morning manager / waitress at The Chatter Box Café for 25yrs. and worked at the Magnolia Bake Shop the last 18 years before she retired.
Graveside Service was held at 10:30am, Friday, January 18, 2008 at Lydesdale Cemetery with Pastor Jimmy Malone and Brother Herb Albright officiating under the direction of Bailey Funeral Home in Magnolia.
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Mamaw suffered a stroke Thursday, January 10. This was followed by a heart attack, pneumonia, and other systemic failures. She was treated at Magnolia Hospital and South Arkansas Medical Center. I want to thank her sitters (Linda, Irene, Nikita, and Trina) Columbia County Ambulance Service as well as the Doctors and Nurses at both hospitals and especially Dr. Barnett, her primary care provider. They all did an excellent job.
As her condition deteriorated, we were comforted by our friends, family and church. Her sitters all came by the hospital to check on her and to ask if they could help us.
Annette stayed with her mother almost the whole week she was in the hospitals. When Annette wasn’t there, Beth, David, or I stayed with Mamaw. Beth understood that her baby sister needed to be with their mother but also that she needed a break once in a while. I really appreciate Beth for supporting Annette through this.
After we’d moved Mamaw back to Magnolia Hospital and Dr. Barnett told us that there was little that could be done except keep her as comfortable as possible, we started making arrangements for Hospice. But Mamaw was eager to go on and didn’t wait on our arrangements.
Tuesday evening, Annette said that she believed that her mother would “go home” on Wednesday. Mamaw was still communicative but she had quit eating and her breathing difficulties were worse. On Wednesday morning, Mamaw told Annette that she loved her. That day, I’d gone in to work but I went by the hospital at lunch. I’d been there a couple of minutes when Mamaw quit breathing. I checked her, then opened the door and asked RN Mitzie Ammons to check her. Mitzie came in, assessed Mamaw, and then looked at Annette and said “Honey, your mother’s gone.”
Thanks to the Lord that I and Annette were both there.
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Beth and Annette gathered with family to plan the service. Claiborne was in Magnolia Wednesday and, as always, was a great help to us. He went to the funeral home with us and provided a calm presence as we struggled with basic decisions. David and Bobbie were true servants, ensuring that anything we needed was taken care of. Wednesday evening, family started arriving and we had the pleasure of having all our kids with us through this. Beth’s family and ours had a great time visiting and reminiscing.
It was a little bit of a challenge arranging sleeping quarters for so large a group but with David and Bobbie’s help, everyone had a bed or pallet or couch to sleep on. In our own small home we had an inflatable double bed in the living room, one in the kitchen and one in the dining room.
Close fellowship is the best kind.
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One of Jimmy and Vanessa’s challenges was to explain to Josiah that his great grandmother Mamaw Dorothy had died. He listened and then went on irritating Ethan. On Thursday morning, Beth and Annette headed to the funeral home to perform the first stage of the old Southern ritual of “viewing the body.” Josiah asked where they were going and Annette said that they were going to see Mamaw. Josiah replied; “Mamaw’s dead.” So another explanation ensued. Then, on Friday morning when the larger family went back to the funeral home, they found Josiah sitting in the room with the casket calling out for “Mamaw”. They thought he was calling for his great grandmother but he wasn’t. He was calling for Annette to tell her he’d found her mother.
After the family came into the room, Josiah asked; “Is this Heaven?” It seemed logical since we’d told him that Mamaw went to heaven.
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Two more chances to hear Dr. Dan Skelton, former professor at SAU, speak online.
[Farmington, MO] January 5, 2008 -- Dr. Dan Skelton, a former professor of English and theater at Southern Arkansas University in Magnolia, Arkansas, has two more Podcast interviews scheduled in the first months of 2008.
Skelton will be the guest at the International Order of Horror Professionals, http://www.blogtalkradio.com/IntlOrderHorrorPros, on January 20 at 8pm Central. Listeners may follow the link to hear him and call (347) 205-9157 to ask questions about his writing while he is on the air.
Perceptive Marketing of Houston, Texas will host Dr. Skelton on February 11 at 7:00 pm Central Time. Tony Kay of Artist First (www.artistfirst.com) will talk to Dr. Skelton about his previous work and about Renascence, his Christian fantasy told through the voice of a teenaged drug addict, which he hopes to finish by the end of 2008.
Dr. Dan Skelton holds a doctorate in education from the University of Mississippi, Oxford and a Masters from the University of Arkansas, Fayetteville. He is an adjunct professor at the University of Central Arkansas, Conway and at Arkansas State University, Beebe. As well as a novelist, he is a poet, an actor, and a board member and play director at the Conway Community Arts Association in Conway, Arkansas where he recently won Best Director in 2007 for his direction of the play, “Greater Tuna” by Jaston Williams, Joe Sears, and Ed Howard.
For more information on Dr. Skelton, or to schedule him for a speaking engagement, book signing or workshop, send a note to Mindy Lawrence at mplcreative1@aol.com with [Query – Skelton] in the subject line. A full media kit and photos are available upon request.
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First Baptist Church Open Taco Supper tickets are now on sale at $8 each. It’s scheduled for Feb 21, 5-7:00 pm @ First Baptist Church & includes beverage & dessert.
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Romney 'Disses' Amateur Radio In Televised Town Meeting
Governor Mitt Romney dismissed the role of Amateur Radio operators in emergency communications during a televised 'town meeting' program last night on WCVB's 'When Disaster Strikes: Segment Two.' The program featured public safety and volunteer organization officials from across Massachusetts among its audience.
Host and moderator Natalie Jacobson asked an increasingly-agitated Governor Romney questions about communications interoperability, and communication without commercial power. Romney was next asked by Jacobson, '...so does it come down to ham radio?...'
The Governor replied in a disgusted tone, 'No, we don't need to deal with ham radio operators...'
Embarrassed public safety officials later tried to put in a good word for Amateur Radio. National Weather Service Warning Coordination Meteorologist Glenn Field was prepared to state the importance of Amateur Radio, when Salvation Army Colonel Fred Van Brunt was called upon. Van Brunt remarked about his organization's quest to improve its communications capabilities and how Amateur Radio has aided his organization. 'The ham radio situation helps a great deal,' he stated.
'I have already written and submitted a letter to the Governor's Office,' wrote Eastern MA Section Emergency Coordinator Rob Macedo, KD1CY. 'I have also written an email to Natalie Jacobson.'
ARRL Section Manager Mike Neilsen, W1MPN sent a section-wide email today to all Eastern MA ARRL members describing the incident along with actions he and his staff were taking to mitigate the situation.
'[Romney's] attitude about us sets an unfortunate tone within the state's executive branch,' wrote Neilsen. 'As a former military officer, I see
this as a failure in leadership. My immediate concern is our working relationship within the [Massachusetts Emergency Management Team] environment.' Neilsen intends to address the Governor's comments as 'an urgent matter' at a meeting on November 17 with Don Carlton from the Massachusetts Emergency Management Agency.
'I was very disturbed about what the Governor stated on the program,' wrote Ron Wood, W1PLW, the section's Public Information Coordinator. 'It does show that more work is needed by all hams in the section. It's a great idea to write letters explaining the good we do.' Wood is attempting to schedule a meeting with the Governor's office tomorrow so that EMA ARRL staffers might discuss the matter further.
Tom Kinahan, N1CPE wrote that Governor Romney's comment has made 'a PR problem' for Kinahan in his role as MA State RACES Officer.
'I've got a roster of over 150 Amateur Radio operators that support local communities, and those of us that directly support the state government. There are at least double that in terms of people that are actually out there that I don't have formal paperwork on that support Amateur Radio emergency communications in some organized manner... The Governor has said that he 'certainly doesn't need to rely on ham radio' -- where does that leave the RACES program now?'
'I am ashamed tonight that I am a Republican!' remarked one ham radio viewer. '[Romney] speaks in derogatory tones about hams. He certainly shows an ignorance as to what we do and are capable of. I suggest a grass roots campaign of local hams calling the State House and The Governor's Office to protest.'
Thanks to Joe Mullins
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We recently received an e-mail from what appeared to be from the IRS. They said that I had a refund coming and to download a form to fill out in order to receive this refund.
I called the IRS who gave me a number to call and report phinsing as they DO NOT send info through e-mails.
Thanks to Ricky and Sarah Shepherd
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January 11, 2008 The KATV, Channel 7 transmitting tower, built in 1965 which was 2000 feet high. fell.
It was one of eight towers of that particular design in the world, and the only one left standing.
At the time it was built, it was the second highest man-made structure in the world, second only to a tower in the then Soviet Union. The analog antenna was at the very top of the tower. A new digital antenna had been mounted on the side about a year and a half ago.
Evidently, there was some sort of work being done to the tower at the time. Initial reports are that there was one slight injury. And no, I didn't have anything to do with it.
This is really sad. I climbed this tower many times and there were some great views from up there.
Bill Dailey
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Congratulations to Justin and Laura Gage! They have a new baby boy. Francis Persing Gage, 8 lb. 10 oz, born January 8, 2008, will be welcomed home by older brothers, Brandon and Bridger.
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From the “As If We Didn’t Have Enough To Worry About” list:
Low-energy or compact florecent light bulbs pose an own environmental risk. Experts recommend that if such a bulb is broken, the room in which it smashed should be vacated for at least 15 minutes, a vacuum cleaner should NOT be used to clean up the mess, and rubber gloves should be used when putting the debris into sealable plastic bags.
All florescent bulbs contain mercury. There’s not enough of the toxic substance in one bulb to be of concern. However, mercury can accumulate in the environment and any quantity, no matter how small should be handled with care.
We should encourage our retailers to accept used bulbs for recycle. They don’t want to, but it’s better than putting them in landfills.
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The FAA and airplane manufacturers are studying onboard systems planned for the next generation of jetliners to make certain that in-flight Internet access won't have any unintentional or unwanted impact on a plane's vital systems. Like a hacker using an on-board Internet system to infiltrate a plane's computer, seizing control of its navigation systems, communications and flight controls.
In a little publicized Federal Register notice published in April and updated this month, the FAA imposed "special conditions" on Boeing, manufacturer of the 787 Dreamliner aircraft, which will be the first plane to offer Internet hookups. The notice requires Boeing to demonstrate the safety and security of its systems.
Who needs box knives when you can sit at your seat and fly the plan into the White House?
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And a report of another Hoax email from a Marine who says some Marines wrote to Starbucks to say how much they liked Starbucks coffee and to request some donated coffee for the Marines.
The eRumor says Starbucks responded by saying they don't support and war and will not send any coffee. The writer urges a boycott of Starbucks.
The Truth TruthOrFiction.com contacted Starbucks about the story.
Starbucks says that the originator of the email, Sgt. Howard Wright, and talked with him about his complaint. He has now sent a follow-up email to his email list, which appears below.
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Almost 5 months ago I sent an e-mail to you my faithful friends. I did a wrong thing that needs to be cleared up. I heard by word of mouth about how Starbucks said they didn't support the war and all. I was having enough of that kind of talk and didn't do my research properly like I should have. This is not true. Starbucks supports men and women in uniform. They have personally contacted me and I have been sent many copies of their company's policy on this issue. So I apologize for this quick and wrong letter that I sent out to you.
Now I ask that you all pass this email around to everyone you passed the last one to. Thank you very much for understanding about this.
Howard C. Wright
Sgt USMC
1st Force Rcon Co
1st Plt PLT RTO
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Pajamas Media reported that Milblogger: Andrew Olmsted, was killed in Sadiyah, Iraq on January 3. “Pajamas Media offers its deepest condolences to the friends and family of Major Andrew Olmsted, a brave soldier and blogger killed in Iraq on Jan. 4. Olmsted’s moving final post, which he asked to be published in the event of his death, is here.
[http://andrewolmsted.com/archives/2008/01/final_post.html]”
We published The Department of Defense report of his death last week when they announced the death of two soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom. They died Jan. 3 in As Sadiyah, Iraq, of wounds suffered when insurgents attacked their unit using small arms fire during combat operations. A sniper killed Olmsted as he was trying to talk three suspected insurgents into surrendering. A sniper's bullet also cut down Capt. Thomas J. Casey. They were in Diyala province, northeast of Baghdad. Both Soldiers were assigned to the Military Transition Team, 1st Brigade, 1st Infantry Division, Fort Riley, Kan. Killed were:
08. Maj. Andrew J. Olmsted, 37, of Colorado Springs, Colo.
09. Cpt. Thomas J. Casey, 32, of Albuquerque, N.M.
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Each week the Defense Department highlights military personnel who have gone above and beyond in the war. [http://www.defenselink.mil/heroes/] - - James Herring
Hometown: Roanoke Rapids, NC
Awarded: Silver Star

Just two days before Christmas 2006, then-Chief Warrant Officer 3 James B. Herring, 46, was leading a five-vehicle patrol near Baquabah, Iraq, searching for a Sunni-Arab insurgent cell responsible for assaults on Coalition Forces, when they were attacked. His heroic efforts saved the lives of 23 American and Iraqi men and earned him the Silver Star.

On December 23, 2006, CW3 Herring, a North Carolina National Guardsman, was the Detachment Commander for Operational Detachment Alpha 2084, Special Operations Task Force – North and was serving as the Ground Force Commander of the mission.

As he led his force down the narrow streets of the nearby village of Tahrir, they were fired upon by three insurgents with machine guns. As they moved forward, Sgt. Broughton Aragon, the gunner on Herring’s Humvee, was able to kill the first three insurgents, only to face 20 more pouring over a concrete wall less than 30 feet away.

As the gunner began to fire upon the large group of insurgents, the driver Spc. Stephen Haas was shot through his right thigh, and the vehicle came to stop. As Sgt. Aragon continued to fire, CW3 Herring noticed another group of insurgents coming from the opposite direction.

CW3 Herring jumped from the vehicle and fired his rifle, killing two of the enemy gunners. The other insurgents then fled into nearby buildings.

Alone against the larger enemy force, CW3 Herring, his gunner, a medic, and a now-wounded driver were blocked from support by an immobilized Iraqi vehicle. Realizing his driver was critically wounded, immobile and in need of immediate medical care, CW3 Herring left the relative safety of the vehicle again. He was knocked to the ground by the impact of a rocket propelled grenade, but got up and – covered by his gunner – ran to the driver’s side of the vehicle. Fearing that Spc. Haas’ femoral artery was hit, CW3 Herring successfully removed Spc. Haas from the vehicle and placed him in the rear seat so the medic Sgt. 1st Class John Masson could continue treatment.

CW3 Herring then climbed into the driver’s seat, advised headquarters of the situation, called for medical evacuation, and maneuvered the vehicle – with a heavily damaged ballistic windshield obscuring his view – and led the combined ground assault force through the narrow side streets and back to Forward Operating Base Gabe.

CW3 Herring’s heroic efforts turned the tide against a well-prepared enemy, killing many and preventing any member of the combined force from being killed or wounded. The decorated law enforcement officer in the Chesterfield County (Va.) Police Department remains on leave from his civilian job and continues to serve on active duty with the North Carolina National Guard.

He told the Army Times, “I think that we spent about 400,000 minutes in Iraq and you get recognized for something that took three minutes. I want to reiterate I wasn’t the only hero out there. All those guys out there are heroes to me. They did things that warrant the same award, in my opinion.”
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Greetings:
01/07/2008 - - Back to Iraq, Again
I will leave the US Tuesday morning for another long year of war reporting.
The latest dispatch is up: Men of Valor, Part V of VIII [http://www.michaelyon-online.com/wp/men-of-valor-part-v.htm]
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01/14/2008 - - A Moment of Truth in Iraq
There have been tremendous changes in Iraq over the past year. Folks who are tracking the war might notice an upsurge in US casualties over the next couple of months. Al Qaeda is on the ropes in Iraq and suffering strategically due to operations at this time. These operations will likely lead to an increase in our own losses in the short term. My advice would be this: Do not despair if you see our casualties increase in January and February. Our forces are in hot pursuit and I plan to be back there with them soon. (Contingent on Army blessings.)
Progress in Iraq is clear and palpable, but is of course tenuous. We can do well there if we listen to those commanders on the ground who know what they are doing, and if we do not let politicians unravel the growing strategic progress for short term political gains.
My book, "Moment of Truth in Iraq" [http://www.michaelyon-online.com/wp/moment-of-truth-in-iraq.htm] is scheduled for April release and is available for sale now. In this book, readers will find information they've not seen anywhere else. By purchasing an advance (signed) copy before the book hits stands readers can help support my work now, as a result of a special arrangement with the publisher that is explained at the end of the linked dispatch.

Separately, my first book "Danger Close" is available online for immediate shipment. Readers of "Danger Close" should come away with a few answers to any questions about to why this writer is wary of some media outlets, while constantly on the lookout for the good ones. Please read the first chapter [http://www.michaelyon-online.com/wp/danger-close-chapter-one.htm].
I have strived to bring you truth no matter what the repercussions, and there have been many for me. I was first to deliver the news about the Civil War in Iraq (which has mostly ended), and to openly call the emperor naked in Afghanistan where we are still losing ground. I've exposed problems with the military's media interface that were contributing greatly to the problems with the quantity and quality of the news coverage coming out of Iraq. Along the way, I've discovered quite a few people who speak the truth about the war. Many of these people will be discussed in the book.
Recent updates to the site will make it easier for readers to search the hundreds of dispatches and news items in the archives to find particular titles or look at the work from a year or more ago. We've added a series of pages that contain links to all the archived content, organized according to various schemes. Please click [http://www.michaelyon-online.com/wp/archives-table-of-contents.htm] for the Table of Contents for the new archive pages. Reader support made this enhancement possible, and it is much appreciated.
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01/16/2008 - - Ebay and Intsum
There is a new (brief) dispatch on the site. Please click [http://www.michaelyon-online.com/wp/news-flash-dragon-skin.htm] to read it.
Also, I have published material about my first book, Danger Close [http://www.michaelyon-online.com/wp/danger-close-chapter-one.htm] and also about my newest book, Moment of Truth in Iraq. [http://www.michaelyon-online.com/wp/moment-of-truth-in-iraq.htm]
We have added new directories that will make it easier to search the archives [http://www.michaelyon-online.com/wp/archives-table-of-contents.htm] to find dispatches from 2005 forward.
V/r
Michael
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http://www.shelfari.com/BugsBleat/shelf?ec=7D790D174EFS18012
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This week we read; “Justice denied” : a J.P. Beaumont novel by J.A. Jance, Book of the dead / by Patricia Cornwell, Vanishing act, and Dance for the dead by Thomas Perry.
Now we’re reading; The face-changers by Thomas Perry.
We plan on reading: "The Coldest Winter: America and the Korean War" by David Halberstam and An Innocent Man, by John Gresham
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An Innocent Man, by John Gresham - - In the major league draft of 1971, the first player chosen from the State of Oklahoma was Ron Williamson. When he signed with the Oakland A’s, he said goodbye to his hometown of Ada and left to pursue his dreams of big league glory. Six years later he was back, his dreams broken by a bad arm and bad habits—drinking, drugs, and women. He began to show signs of mental illness. Unable to keep a job, he moved in with his mother and slept twenty hours a day on her sofa. In 1982, a 21-year-old cocktail waitress in Ada named Debra Sue Carter was raped and murdered, and for five years the police could not solve the crime. For reasons that were never clear, they suspected Ron Williamson and his friend Dennis Fritz. The two were finally arrested in 1987 and charged with capital murder. With no physical evidence, the prosecution’s case was built on junk science and the testimony of jailhouse snitches and convicts. Dennis Fritz was found guilty and given a life sentence. Ron Williamson was sent to death row. If you believe that in America you are innocent until proven guilty, this book will shock you. If you believe in the death penalty, this book will disturb you. If you believe the criminal justice system is fair, this book will infuriate you.
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On April 11, 2007, North Carolina Attorney General Roy Cooper dropped all charges and declared the three players "innocent." Cooper stated that the charged players – Reade Seligmann, Collin Finnerty, and David Evans – were victims of a "tragic rush to accuse."[5] The initial prosecutor for the case, Durham County District Attorney Mike Nifong, who had been denounced as a "rogue prosecutor" by Cooper, withdrew from the case in January 2007 after the North Carolina State Bar filed ethics charges against him. That June, Nifong was disbarred for "dishonesty, fraud, deceit and misrepresentation," making Nifong the first prosecutor in North Carolina history to lose his law license based on actions in a case. Nifong was found guilty of criminal contempt and served one day in jail.[6]
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If you’d like to write Dr. Antoon, he’d like to hear from you. This is his current address, the latest of the three federal prison’s he’s been in.
Patrick Antoon #06669-010
Federal Prison Camp-La Tuna
P. O. Box 8000
Anthony, NM/TX 88021
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The photos on the front of this week’s “Bleat” include Jimmy Malone and “Uncle Herb” Albright conducting Mammaw’s service. Uncle Herb, and Beth Rowan visiting with Tammy Waller as Mike Waller looks on.
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We’ve now got several addresses on the web for "Da Bleat." For the latest issue, go to http://www.bugsbleat.blogspot.com. Last quarter’s issues can be seen at http://www.bugsbleat4Q07.blogspot.com.
Our photos are posted at http://www.bugsbleatphotos.blogspot.com.
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Feel free to share the "Bleat" with any and all. That's why we publish it.
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Treat Breast Cancer? Not in My Backyard

Saving lives, if we let them
Nuclear plants do more than provide energy and jobs, writes Linda Halderman. Their radioactive products are the linchpin in various medical treatments and techniques — not that it’s any concern to anti-nuclear activists.
http://pajamasmedia.com/2008/01/treat_breast_cancer_not_in_my.php
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Link List
[http://gasprices.mapquest.com]
[http://thelighthousechurch.publishpath.com/]
[www.terryscomputertips.com]
[www.mcc2000.net]
[http://blog.safetyservicescompany.com/Default.aspx]
[http://www.team-ninja.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=41321]
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Recipe(s) of the week - - - Chicken stir-fry with eggplant and basil
Dietitian's tip: This colorful main dish requires a fair amount of chopping, slicing and dicing, but the cooking takes only minutes. Wait to cut up the eggplant until just before cooking to prevent discoloration, which occurs when the flesh is exposed to air. SERVES 4

Ingredients
1/4 cup coarsely chopped fresh basil
2 tablespoons chopped fresh mint
3/4 cup chicken stock or broth
3 green (spring) onions, including tender green tops, 2 coarsely chopped and 1 thinly sliced
2 cloves garlic
1 tablespoon peeled and chopped fresh ginger
2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
1 small eggplant, with peel, diced (about 4 cups)
1 yellow onion, coarsely chopped
1 red bell pepper, seeded and cut into julienne
1 yellow bell pepper, seeded and cut into julienne
1 pound skinless, boneless chicken breasts, cut into strips 1/2 inch wide and 2 inches long
2 tablespoons low-sodium soy sauce

Directions
In a blender or food processor, combine the basil, mint, 1/4 cup of the stock, the chopped green onions, garlic and ginger. Pulse until the mixture is minced but not pureed. Set aside.

In a large, nonstick frying pan, heat 1 tablespoon of the olive oil over medium-high heat. Add the eggplant, yellow onion and bell peppers and sauté until the vegetables are just tender, about 8 minutes. Transfer to a bowl and cover with a kitchen towel to keep warm.

Add the remaining 1 tablespoon olive oil to the pan and heat over medium-high heat. Add the basil mixture and sauté for about 1 minute, stirring constantly. Add the chicken strips and soy sauce and sauté until the chicken is almost opaque throughout, about 2 minutes. Add the remaining 1/2 cup stock and bring to a boil. Return the eggplant mixture to the pan and stir until heated through, about 3 minutes. Transfer to a warmed serving dish and garnish with the sliced green onion. Serve immediately.

Nutritional Analysis
(per serving)
Calories 248 Monounsaturated fat 5 g
Protein 30 g Cholesterol 66 mg
Carbohydrate 13 g Sodium 408 mg
Total fat 8 g Fiber 4 g
Saturated fat 1 g

Source: This recipe is one of 150 recipes collected in The New Mayo Clinic Cookbook, published by Mayo Clinic Health Information and Oxmoor House, and winner of the 2005 James Beard award.

By Mayo Clinic Staff
Aug 5, 2005
© 1998-2008 Mayo Foundation for Medical Education and Research (MFMER). All rights reserved. A single copy of these materials may be reprinted for noncommercial personal use only. "Mayo," "Mayo Clinic," "MayoClinic.com," "EmbodyHealth," "Reliable tools for healthier lives," "Enhance your life," and the triple-shield Mayo Clinic logo are trademarks of Mayo Foundation for Medical Education and Research.
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/healthy-recipes/NU00610
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BreakPoint
With Chuck Colson

Pascal's 'Pensées'
1/18/2008
Thoughts Worth Thinking

With the help of Dr. Ken Boa, each month on “BreakPoint” we discuss one of the monumental books of Christendom. This month, we focus on a work by a man who most people agree, secular and Christian, was a genius: Blaise Pascal.

Pascal’s legacy of scientific achievement is almost without equal. By age 30, Pascal had made vital contributions to mathematics, physics, meteorology, and what would become computer science.

But as impressive as all of these accomplishments are, Pascal’s most important legacy is his apologetic for the Christian faith, the Pensées.

At age 31, Pascal had a religious experience that made all of his achievements seem insignificant by comparison. He described his experience: “ . . . about half past ten in the evening until about half past twelve, fire.” The God he encountered was the “God of Abraham, God of Isaac, God of Jacob,” and “not of the philosophers and scholars.”

The experience so changed Pascal that he devoted the rest of his life—sadly, only eight years—to defending the Christian faith. The Pensées, which is French for “thoughts,” are the product of this desire.

Unfortunately, the Pensées live up to their name. They were literally written one thought at a time. Pascal never finished them, and what he wrote was never systematically organized.

So, you need a guide to the Pensées, and you cannot do better than Ken Boa, whose “Great Books Audio CD” series will help you appreciate the Pensées and other seminal works of Western civilization.

As Boa tells us, the Pensées are “300 years ahead of [their] time.” In them, Pascal anticipates much of the way our postmodern world thinks and feels: our sense of boredom and the desire for distraction that it creates. As Pascal put it, “if we were happy, the less diverted we would need to be.”

But we are not happy. According to Pascal, the human condition was characterized by pain, ambiguity, and a lack of clarity, all of which gave rise to anxiety and angst. But rather than deal with “the tough questions of life,” we distract ourselves with what Pascal calls “vanity,” including the desire for fame and notoriety.

Sound familiar?

The goal of his Pensées was to create an apologetic that described and spoke to the “whole of our experience”: our hearts and wills, as well as our minds. As Pascal famously put it, “the heart has its reasons, of which reason knows nothing.”

According to Boa, the message of the Pensées is that man is both fallen and is redeemable. As Pascal put it, “the grandeur of man is great in that he knows himself to be miserable.” This misery can make us aware of our need for God and point us in the direction of the only One who can deliver us from our misery: Jesus Christ.

The Pensées’ insight into the human condition is why Pascal is probably more influential 340-plus years after his death than during his short life. His ability to depict postmodern man is even more remarkable than his anticipation of the computer.

That is why you should learn more about Blaise Pascal. And a good place to start is by listening to Ken Boa. To find out how you can subscribe to this wonderful “Great Books Audio CD” series, visit our website, BreakPoint.org.

Subscribe today to the “Great Books Audio CD” series from Dr. Ken Boa and BreakPoint. Call 1-877-322-5527 to learn more.

Blaise Pascal, Pensées (Penguin Classics, 1995).

T. M. Moore, “Desperate for Significance,” BreakPoint Online, 8 February 2007.

Gary D. Robinson, “The Price of Fame,” BreakPoint Online, 23 March 2007.

BreakPoint Commentary No. 060721, “Who Needs Philosophy?: Philosophy Made Slightly Less Difficult.”
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For Such a Time as This
By Chuck Colson
1/11/2008
The Suffering Church

For the next 10 months, presidential candidates will be telling us how they plan to make the world a safer place for Americans. Now, that’s good, of course, but there are other people whose safety American Christians ought to be concerned about: that is, Christians suffering for their faith around the world.

Sadly, as you know, there are many examples of this suffering. A recent story in Al Jazeera’s English-language service described how Islamic radicals are “testing” Indonesia’s reputation for “for tolerance and moderation.”

Moderation? I wonder what the Christians of East Timor, an estimated 200,000 of whom died during Indonesia’s 25-year occupation, would say about that reputation. Needless to say, this example of Indonesian “moderation” goes unmentioned in the Al Jazeera article.

Instead, we are told about a Muslim group called the “Anti-Apostasy Alliance.” This group targets churches and Christians throughout the island of Java, Indonesia’s most-populous island.

As its name suggests, the greatest object of the Alliance’s ire are converts to Christianity. A spokesman told Al Jazeera that “Conversions to Christianity in Indonesia . . . have become increasingly serious.” He then added that “in my judgment I think it is a bigger evil than terrorism.”

Given the well-documented willingness of Islamic radicals to use violence to further their ends, calling anything a “bigger evil than terrorism” is no idle threat. It is the verbal equivalent of painting a “bull’s-eye” on the back of every Javanese Christian.

While Islam is the religion typically associated with the persecution of Christians, it does not have a monopoly on the practice.

In the week following Christmas, Hindu extremists burned 14 churches and killed one Christian in the Indian state of Orissa. The attacks are part of a larger campaign of violence prompted by Hindu fears over—that’s right—people converting to Christianity.

As I have told you all before, many of the converts come from India’s lowest castes, particularly the Dalits. Rather than allowing these poorest of the poor the consolation that Christianity offers, Hindu nationalists attack them, their churches, and target their clergy.

Worst of all, they often do so with the complicity of government officials: Orissa is governed by an ally of the Hindu nationalist BJP party. An archbishop told local television that the “government has allowed [the attackers] to continue.”

You probably will not hear this issue brought up at a presidential debate. That is why American Christians have to make the mistreatment of their brethren an issue in this year’s elections.

This is especially true given our privileged position: We are citizens of the most powerful nation on earth, a nation for whom freedom of religion is, arguably, the first freedom.

We also have experience at bringing the suffering of people in faraway places to the attention of our fellow Americans, whether it has been the plight of North Koreans, the Sudanese, or the global AIDS crisis.

God has put us in this privileged position so that we will speak out for those around the world who are being persecuted. So, pressure the candidates whom you encounter. They want to know what you think? Tell them.

The Faith: What Christians Believe, Why They Believe It, and Why It Matters by Chuck Colson with Harold Fickett. Call 1-877-322-5527 to pre-order! (Suggested donation: $13)

For Further Reading and Information

“Radicals Test Indonesia Tolerance,” Al Jazeera, 27 December 2007.

“One Killed, 14 Churches Attacked in Orissa,” Reuters, 26 December 2007.

“Christians Fear Attacks by Indian Hindus,” New York Times, 29 December 2007.

Ashok Sharma, “Hindu Extremists Burn Down Village Churches,” Independent (London), 27 December 2007.

Yaroslav Trofimov, “Brutal Attacks in India Shows How Caste System Lives On,” Wall Street Journal, 27 December 2007, A01. (Subscription required.)

David Aikman, “Suffocating the Faithful,” Christianity Today, 17 December 2007.

Mariam Bell, “Freedom and Dignity for the ‘Untouchables’,” BreakPoint WorldView, November 2007.

BreakPoint Commentary No. 071109, “The Other India: Dalits and Religious Persecution.”

BreakPoint Commentary No. 021024, “Carnage in Bali: The West Learns What Indonesian Christians Already Know.”

BreakPoint Commentary No. 051110, “Our Particular Concern: Praying for the Persecuted Church.”

The BreakPoint Web site and BreakPoint WorldView Magazine feature Colson’s commentaries as well as feature articles by other established and up-and-coming writers to equip readers with a biblical perspective on a variety of issues and topics. © 2008 Prison Fellowship
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Words of the Week:
lacuna: a blank space; a missing part.
friable: easily crumbled, pulverized, or reduced to powder.
scrabble: to scrape or scratch with the hands or feet.
mimetic: imitative.
pertinacious: holding obstinately to a belief, purpose or design; also, stubbornly persistent.
remonstrate: to present and urge reasons in opposition.
imprimatur: approval or sanction.
raillery: good-humored banter or teasing repartee.
supplicate: to make a humble and earnest petition.
primogeniture: the state of being the firstborn; also, an exclusive right of inheritance that belongs to the eldest son.
inculcate: to teach and impress by frequent repetition or instruction.
nonagenarian: someone whose age is in the nineties.
upbraid: to scold or criticize harshly.
stoic: indifferent to or unaffected by pleasure or pain; also, one who is stoic.
from Dictionary.Com
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"You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing." - Michael Pritchard

"Eat a little of everything and a lot of nothing." Anonymous

"If you devote your life to seeking revenge, first dig two graves." - Confucius

"I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure - which is: Try to please everybody." - Herbert B. Swope

"Almost all our faults are more pardonable than the methods we resort to to hide them." - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

"Let your capital be simplicity and contentment." - Henry David Thoreau

"There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second." - Logan Pearsall Smith

"I always felt that the great high privilege, relief and comfort of friendship was that one had to explain nothing." - Katherine Mansfield

"Not being able to govern events, I govern myself." - Michel De Montaigne

"Most of us love from our need to love, not because we find someone deserving." - Nikki Giovanni

"Explore, and explore. Be neither chided nor flattered out of your position of perpetual inquiry. Neither dogmatize, or accept another's dogmatism." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in." - Robert Frost

"Those who say they give the public what it wants begin by underestimating public taste and end by debauching it." - T.S. Eliot

"The most important scientific revolutions all include, as their only common feature, the dethronement of human arrogance from one pedestal after another of previous convictions about our centrality in the cosmos." - Stephen Jay Gould
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BREAKING CHRISTIAN NEWS
http://breakingchristiannews.com/

President Bush's Proclamation: January 16th is Religious Freedom Day
Dallas Man's First Amendment Right Restored so He can continue to Share His Faith
Newly Published "French Anne Frank" Journal is Enthralling France
Record number of churches to commemorate Holocaust Remembrance Day on January 27 in Europe

Patient Treated with their Own Stem Cells for Spinal Cord Injury
Three Pro-Life U.S. Congressmen in Israel to Promote Cooperation against Abortion
Church Offers "Ask Anything" Sunday Night Meeting to Address Sensitive Spiritual Issues in the Open
Patriotic Woman Honored in Washington, D.C. for Blessing Wounded Soldiers with Blankets and Words of Encouragement

New TV Documentary: THE BETTER HOUR: The Legacy of William Wilberforce to Air in February
VeggieTales Creator Shares Hollywood Insights; Personal Struggles
Healing Properties of the Lowly Cranberry Extend Beyond UTI's
Deer vs. Man and the Battle to Prevent Collisions; Experiments in Two States are Working

Majority of Unsaved Adults Willing to Listen to a Christian Discuss their Faith
New Barna Report on Growth of Charismatic Churches Debunks Myths—Indicates Growth Will Continue
Twenty-Six Words to Change the World—an Interview with Max Lucado on his New Book, 3:16

President Bush Visibly Moved During Visit to Holocaust Memorial
Christus Gardens: A Man and His Dream
Students Desire to Grow Spiritually during College, According to Study

"Jesus Moment" at Colorado Springs Church Where Gunman's Parents Visit for First Time With Family of Murdered Sisters and Security Guard
Save Our Kids Petition Effort Gathers More than Enough Signatures to Overturn Dangerous California Legislation
Former Klansman and His Victim Reconcile During an "Extraordinary Event" in Alabama
A Blessing of Snow in Baghdad

Symptoms of Alzheimer's Reversed in Minutes
Human Trafficking Awareness Day is January 11th
GM Announces Revolutionary Driverless Cars Could be For Sale Within a Decade
Pro-Life African-Americans Set to Tackle Abortion Crisis this Month in Berkeley

In First Lawsuit of Its Kind, Brave Chinese Couple Confront Chinese Officials in Court to Stop Forced Abortions
New Jersey First Northern State to Offer Official Apology for Slavery
Residents of Wichita, Kansas, Tell Adult Businesses to "Get Out of Dodge"
Mission Aviation Fellowship Doesn't Ask Who's a Christian or Not When Evacuating Refugees from Kenya

Two Missing Families Rescued After Surviving Three Days in a Blizzard
Jesus-Loving Warden at Angola Prison Credited with Prison's Miraculous Turnaround
Two Brothers Honor their Father's Martyrdom in Award-winning Movie: A Cry From Iran
French-American Evangelist Reiterates Sarkozy's Gratitude to America

Sarkozy Offers French Christians Hope for Change
Wife of Slain Missionary Husband and Sons Appeals to Indian Prime Minister to Quell Violence against Christians
Chief Rabbinate of Israel Rules that Abortion is "Grave Sin"

2,500-Year-Old Seal of First Temple Family Mentioned in Nehemiah Discovered in Jerusalem
arrow Curator at Library of Congress Discovers Four Rare Photos of Abraham Lincoln's 1865 Inauguration
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GCF: The "Real" World

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My brother was recently launched into the "real world" and, shocked by the expenses that came with it, he was complaining about the high cost of auto insurance.

"If you got married," teased my dad, "the premium would be lower."

He smiled and said, "Dad that would be like buying an airline just to get free peanuts."
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GCF: Potato Problem

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GCF: Wedding Blessing

At a wedding ceremony that I was performing, I raised my hand to give the final blessing. The bride misunderstood my gesture and surprised me with a high-five. Not wanting to exclude the groom, I offered him a high-five, too.

I was finally able to get my blessing in, amid the laughter of the guests.
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Upon going away to college, my former brother-in-law received a hand mixer from his mother because of his fondness for mashed potatoes.
Later that semester, she asked him how the mixer was working for him.

"Not very good," Terry said, "the potatoes keep flying all over the kitchen."

After a perplexed pause, his mother asked, "Terry, did you cook the potatoes first?"

To which a surprised Terry responded, "You have to cook the potatoes first?"
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GCF: Piedmont Doors

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We got lucky when we heard that the old Piedmont Hotel in Atlanta was getting a face-lift and its beautiful maple doors became available for sale as salvage items. We bought several and had them installed in our 19th-century home.

Showing a friend around the house, I pointed out the doors saying, "You know, these doors are from the Piedmont Hotel."

He raised an eyebrow. "Most people just take the towels."
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GCF: Calling in Sick

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My co-worker was being let go due to a nasty habit he had of not always showing up for work. As the union steward, I was preparing to argue on his behalf when he took matters into his own hands and insisted, "But I really WAS sick this time!"
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GCF: Age Barometer

Emailed to me a friend (Thanks, Paul) -Tom
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How many of these do you remember?
(No right or wrong answers, just a measure of how old you are and what you remember).

Blackjack and Beeman's gum
Powerhouse candy bars
Licorice records
Wax teeth, lips and mustaches
Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
Candy lipstick
Candy cigarettes
Fizzies
Soda pop machines that dispense bottles
Pull tabs that snapped off soda cans
Tableside jukeboxes in coffee shops
Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
Movies preceded by cartoons and newsreels
Party lines
Rotary phones
Drive-ins with car hops
Sock hops
Winter rubber boots with metal latches
Coonskin caps
P.F. Flyers
Angora sweaters
Bouffant hairdos
Spoolies
Hair dryers with plastic caps
Butch wax
Dart guns with rubber-tipped darts
Tin-can telephones
Peashooters
Cork popguns
Roll of cap-gun caps
Howdy Doody puppets
Beanie and Cecil dolls
Two-bladed ice skates that clip onto shoes
Roller skates that clip onto shoes
Roller skate keys
S & H green stamps and Plaid stamps
Metal lunchboxes
Winky Dink kits for drawing on the TV screen
Crystal radios
Console hi-fi's with 78's
45-rpm records
Hand-crank wringers on tub washing machines
Slide rules
Levered metal ice trays
Mimeograph paper
Carbon paper
Flash bulbs
Eight-track tape decks
8mm Home movie cameras
Dick and Jane readers
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GCF: Alligators

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A New York boy was being led through the swamps of Louisiana by his cousin.

"Is it true that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?"

The cousin smirked and replied, "Depends on how fast ya carry the flashlight."
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GCF: Pink Humvees

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Before our division was deployed, we had to repaint our Humvees from their normal "olive drab" camouflage to a "sand" color.

The result was a pinkish hue ... and then the jokes began.

One guy renamed us the Pink Panzer Division, but the best was the bumper sticker that said: "Ask me about Mary Kay."
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GCF: Busy Button

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I was shopping with my roommate, and I saw a humorous button that said, "It might look like I'm doing nothing, but on a cellular level, I'm quite busy."

I showed it to her, and her response was, "Oh, I should buy that one, I'm always talking on mine."
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(((\ \>|_/ )______________________( \_| \\\\ \_/ / \ \_/ ////
\ / Ambivalence may or \ /
\ _/ may not be my problem. \_ /
/ / \ \
(((\ \>|_/ )______________________( \_| \\\\ \_/ / I wish the chemists who \ \_/ ////
\ / successfully removed the lead \ /
\ _/ from gasoline would try the \_ /
/ / same with our congressmen. \ \
(((\ \>|_/ )______________________( \_| \\\ \_/ / If you become dissatisfied \ \_/ ////
/ and want to go back \ /
_/ to your youth, \_ /
/ just think of Algebra. \ \
(((\ \>|_/ )______________________( \_| \\\ \_/ / "Government is like a baby: \ \_/ ////
/ An alimentary canal with a big \ /
_/ appetite at one end and no sense \_ /
/ of responsibility at the other." \ \
- Ronald Reagan
(((\ \>|_/ )______________________( \_| \\\ \_/ / \ \_/ ////
/ "People will believe anything \ /
_/ that is whispered." \_ /
/ \ \
(((\ \>|_/ )______________________( \_| \\\ \_/ / \ \_/ ////
/ I hate mornings. \ /
_/ They're so early. \_ /
/ \ \
(((\ \>|_/ )______________________( \_| \\\ \_/ / \ \_/ ////
/ Too many couples marry for \ /
_/ better or for worse, \_ /
/ but not for good. \ \
(((\ \>|_/ )______________________( \_| \\\ \_/ / \ \_/ ////
/ How do those dead bugs get \ /
_/ into those closed light fixtures? \_ /
/ \ \
(((\ \>|_/ )______________________( \_| \\\ \_/ / Some people try to turn back \ \_/ ////
/ their odometers. Not me, \ /
_/ I want people to know "why" I look\_ /
/ this way. I've traveled a long way \ \
and some of the roads weren't paved.
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This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he Said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into The river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."

Thanks to Anne Oldham
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The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall ?"

The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The owner says, "You idiot ! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"

The clerk says, "OH YEAH ? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"

Thanks to Denni Peek
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Babysitting

A young man volunteered to babysit one night so his mom could have an evening out. At bedtime he sent the youngsters upstairs to bed and settled down to watch football. One child kept creeping down the stairs, but the young man kept sending him back.

At 9:00 p.m., the doorbell rang. It was the next-door neighbor, Mrs. Brown, asking whether her son was there. The young man brusquely replied, "No."

Just then a little head appeared over the banister and a voice shouted, "I'm here, Mom, but he won't let me go home."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.

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Hardware Store Sign

My local hardware store puts its customers in their place before they even enter. The sign on the door reads:

"Shoes required, because you might hurt yourself. Shirts required, because you're not as good-looking as you think."

Received from Becky D..

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Fast Driver

My mother has a "lead foot," so I was not surprised when a state trooper pulled us over as we were speeding through Georgia.

Hoping to get off with a warning, Mom tried to appear shocked when the trooper walked up to the car.

"I have never been stopped like this before," she said to the officer.

"What do they usually do, ma'am," he asked, "shoot the tires out?"

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.

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Two-Day Course For Men

EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!

OPEN TO MEN ONLY - ALL ARE WELCOME

Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants. The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step-by-step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS - DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Round table discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE - DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS - DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH - BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS - BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT
Learning how to live with being wrong all the time

Received from Max Lee.

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Let's Be Honest

Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.

"So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe."

Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. "You, attorney Paulson, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Hendren, gave me $10,000."

The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He handed it to Paulson. "Now then, I'm returning $5,000, and we're going to decide this case solely on its merits!"

Received from Steve Sanderson.

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Legal Eyesight

The old man was a witness in a burglary trial.

The defense lawyer asked Sam, "Did you see my client commit this burglary?"

"Yes," said Sam, "I plainly saw him take the goods."

The lawyer asked again, "Sam, this happened at night. Are you sure you saw my client commit this crime?"

"Yes," said Sam, "I saw him do it."

Then the lawyer asked, "Sam, listen: you are 80 years old and your eyesight probably is bad. Just how far can you see at night?"

Sam replied, "I can see the moon -- how far is that?"

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.

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Car Wash

A church choir was putting on a car wash to raise money for a special trip to Bethlehem.

They made a large sign that read:

CAR WASH FOR CHOIR TRIP.

On the scheduled Saturday, business was very good. But, by two o'clock the sky clouded, the rain poured, and there were hardly any customers. Finally, one of the soprano singers had an idea.

She printed a very large poster with the words:

WE WASH. GOD RINSES.
(Next to the words was an arrow pointing skyward.)

Business boomed!

Received from Lift and Laugh.

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Jump Start

About five years ago, the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the lights on overnight. I was in a hurry to get to work on time, so I ran into the house to get my wife to give me a hand in starting the car.

I told her to get into our second car, a prehistoric oversized gas guzzler, and use it to push my car fast enough to start it. I pointed out to her that because the VW had an automatic transmission, it needed to be pushed at least 30 MPH for it to start. She said fine, hopped into her car, and drove off.

I sat there fuming, wondering what she could be doing. A minute passed by, and when I saw her in the rear view mirror coming at me at about 40 MPH, I realized that I should have been a bit more clear with my directions!

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.

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Little Old Lady

There was a little old lady, who every morning. stepped onto her front porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD!"

One day an atheist moved into the house next door. He became irritated at the little old lady. Every morning he'd step onto his front porch after her and yell: "THERE IS NO LORD!"

Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way every day.

One morning, in the middle of winter, the little old lady stepped onto her front porch and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD!
Please Lord, I have no food and I am starving, provide for me, oh Lord!"

The next morning she stepped out onto her porch and there were two huge bags of groceries sitting there.

"PRAISE THE LORD!" she cried out. "HE HAS PROVIDED GROCERIES FOR ME!"

The atheist neighbor jumped out of the hedges and shouted: "THERE IS NO LORD; I BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES!!"

The little old lady threw her arms into the air and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD! HE HAS PROVIDED ME WITH GROCERIES AND MADE THE DEVIL PAY FOR THEM!"

Received from Donald Pohlner.

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Madeleine Begun Kane Latest Columns - - http://www.madkane.com/madness/2008/01/16/hey-pundits-stifle-yourselves/ - - Hey Pundits, Stifle Yourselves! (Limerick)
I can’t decide what’s more annoying — when pundits are wrong, or when they insist on finding meaning in the meaningless, deep significance in utter nonsense. Digby provides a fine example of the latter:

Matthews, Olbermann, Norah O’Donnell and David Gregory are sitting around interpreting the Michigan Democratic vote and examining the exit polls to determine meaningful trends about the upcoming primaries.

Michigan means nothing, good or bad, for Democrats. … [CLINTON] WAS THE ONLY ONE OF THE TOP THREE ON THE FRIGGING BALLOT! …

… The primary doesn’t count. …

But they’re out there spewing crap anyway, trying to impact the race, making predictions, being fortune tellers as usual …

And that brings me to my latest limerick:

Hey Pundits, Stifle Yourselves!
By Madeleine Begun Kane

The pundits opine and expound:
On sheer nonsense they chew and they pound,
Finding meaning in stuff
That means nothing. Enough!
Watch them frown as they wax so profound.

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Pastor Doug McAllister has worked hard for Jimmy and Vanessa, helping them get started with the Light House Church in Covington, LA. I was looking at Pator Doug's website and he recommended that we look at his friend Mark Batterson's manifesto at www.markbatterson.com It is on his January 1st post. You can read it for yourself. I did and it was inspiring. It's called the Lion Chasers Manifesto. Good stuff.

Lion Chaser's Manifesto

As we kick off a New Year, I thought I'd post the lion chaser's manifesto.

Read it. Print it. Post it. Live it.

Quit living as if the purpose of life is to arrive safely at death. Set God-sized goals. Pursue God-ordained passions. Go after a dream that is destined to fail without divine intervention. Keep asking questions. Keep making mistakes. Keep seeking God. Stop pointing out problems and become part of the solution. Stop repeating the past and start creating the future. Stop playing it safe and start taking risks. Expand your horizons. Accumulate experiences. Enjoy the journey. Find every excuse you can to celebrate everything you can. Live like today is the first day and last day of your life. Don't let what's wrong with you keep you from worshiping what's right with God. Burn sinful bridges. Blaze new trails. Criticize by creating. Worry less about what people think and more about what God thinks. Don't try to be who you're not. Be yourself. Laugh at yourself. Quit holding out. Quit holding back. Quit running away.

Chase the lion.

Mark Batterson serves as lead pastor of National Community Church ( www.theaterchurch.com ) in Washington DC . Targeting emerging generations, 73 percent of NCCers are single twentysomethings that live or work on Capitol Hill. Currently one church with three locations, the vision of NCC is to meet in movie theaters @ metro stops throughout the DC area. The theaterchurch.com podcast is one of the fastest-growing church podcasts in America . Mark is also a daily blogger @ www.markbatterson.com . Mark lives on Capitol Hill with his wife, Lora, and three children.

www.theaterchurch.com

pastordoug@jfcemail.com
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January 10, 2008
Deers
Today's Safety From the Heart message was submitted by Keith Black.
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MAN!!!! And I thought the deer that landed on my windshield did some damage!
They were traveling in southern Arkansas , between Mena and DeQueen. Oncoming car clipped a deer and sent it straight up into the air. The deer came down head-first into Clayton's brand new truck. The deer's head went thru the front windshield, cutting the head (plus some) off, and landed in Jill's lap. The body of the deer flipped up, smashed in the top of the truck, and landed in the bed. Clayton couldn't see Jill from his side, because the top of the truck was smashed in so horribly.
He got out of the truck, went around, and opened the door on her side...only to start flipping out, because she was literally drenched in blood. However, neither one of them was hurt. Her parents were following in a separate vehicle and didn't see it happen...but drove up on it right afterward. I can't imagine what they were thinking!
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January 2, 2008
Today's Message is from Karen O'Connor (a Pasadena Albemarle employee).
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The ABC's of Managing Anger...

Aim to be a good role model by learning to control anger.
Breathe slowly and deeply 10 times to cool down.
Count to 10 before you respond or react.
Discuss minor problems so they don't grow into arguments.
Eat right and exercise regularly-your health makes a difference.
Forgive others instead of holding grudges.
Go for a quick walk or bike ride to blow off steam.
Have realistic expectations of others.
Identify "triggers" that spark your anger and do your best to avoid them.
Jot down a list of proper ways to handle your anger.
Keep calm when someone else is angry. Don't take it personally.
Learn to accept the things you cannot change.
Make time to relax and do something you enjoy every day.
Never use physical violence, no matter how angry you are.
Offer an apology to others, if anger gets the best of you.
Practice patience with everyone-including yourself.
Question why something upset you and what you could do differently next time.
Repeat a calming word of phrase to yourself, such as "take it easy" or "relax".
Splash cold water on your face to cool off.
Try writing down your feelings to get them out.
Use humor when appropriate to lighten tense situations.
Visualize a relaxing scene or pleasant experience from your past.
Walk away if a situation causes you anger.
eXpress your frustration by using "I" statements. "I feel angry because______".
You sometimes need help to make changes. Seek a counselor's advice if needed.
Zzzzzz.. Get enough sleep. Your patience level is lower when you're tired.

Have a safe Holiday!!!
Karen
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December 21, 2007
Have a safe Holiday,
Dorothy
Christmas Safety Poem
On the night before Christmas you and your spouse Should check all plugs and light cords throughout your house.
Make the stockings that hang on the bricks near the fire Safe from combustion before you retire.
Inspect that old furnace that warms up your hide For deadly leaks of carbon monoxide.
Look in on your children, nestled snug in their beds, And check all the smoke alarms fastened tight o're their heads.
These few safety items I ask you to remember, For a safe holiday season, this end of December.
By Gord Taylor
http://siri.uvm.edu/ppt/christmas/xmaspoem.htm
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December 19, 2007
Safety Guards
Today's Message is from Jamie Lemley (a Pasadena Albemarle employee).
Many tools are equipped with a safety guard, for example, a table saw. The purpose is to keep you safe, so do not tie back or remove them.
REMEMBER
S - saving
A - arms
F - fingers
E - ears & eyes
T - takes
Y - you
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| Safety from the Heart |
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December 14, 2007
Worst Disaster in Chemical History
Today's Message is from Joe Coury (a Pasadena Albemarle employee).
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On December 3rd, 1984, the worst disaster in the history of the chemical industry occurred in Bhopal. Methyl isocyanate had been contaminated with water and chloroform which caused a runaway reaction. Because a number of safety systems were shutdown at the time, the relief valves relieved directly to the atmosphere. As a result, 2000 people were killed.
One of the most important lessons to be learned from Bhopal has been overlooked by most commentators. The material, methyl isocyanate was not a raw material or product in the plant. It was an intermediate. Plant designers did not hesitate at that time to design large storage facilities for raw materials, intermediates, and products. Keeping large inventories of hazardous materials is often not really necessary. Within a year of the Bhopal disaster, Union Carbide, the owner of the Bhopal site, reported world-wide reduction of methyl isocyanate inventories by 75% -- without affecting business operations.
All of this illustrates an important safety principle: "What you don't have can't leak."
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TODAY'S TOURBUS TOPICS: Leopard / Blu-Ray or HD-DVD / Tech Reviews

Happy New Year! I'm back after a bit of holiday merriment, a little skiing, and a valiant attempt to do a really hard jigsaw puzzle. :-) In today's TOURBUS, you'll find a review of the new features in OS X Leopard, the latest operating system for Macs. Will it convince you to switch? I've also got some facts on the Blu-Ray versus HD-DVD controversy, and some advice for folks who want to buy a high-def DVD player.

Oh, and if you're thinking of buying a cheap desktop computer, a touchscreen laptop, a portable inkjet or fast laser printer, a digital camera, pocket-sized videocam, or a kid-friendly MP3 player... I have some great advice and product reviews for you. Read on!

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Mac OS X Leopard: What's New?
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Apple's newest operating system, released in the Fall of 2007, is Mac OS X Leopard. Like it's feline namesake, this OS is slick and sleek and features all the multimedia bells and whistles Apple users have come to expect.

>From Stacks to Spaces, to the new Finder that looks just like iTunes, Leopard has some cool new features, and even a Time Machine! Apple claims the new Safari browser will render pages 2-3 times faster than Firefox v2. Is it really true? Read on to take a look at some of the new features of Leopard, the pros and cons, and see how it compares to the competition...

http://askbobrankin.com/mac_os_x_leopard.html
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DVD Players: HD or Blu-Ray?
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Remember the days of VHS versus Betamax? Consumers didn't know which type of VCR to buy while that battle raged. In a similar scenario, backers of the Blu-Ray and HD-DVD formats are each hoping to triumph in the marketplace. Blu-Ray is generally regarded as technically superior, but it could flop in the marketplace like Betamax.

Today you can find high-def DVD players that are able to play HD-DVD or Blu-Ray DVD discs. A few combo players will accept both formats, but they're much more expensive. So what should you do? Here are my reviews of three high-def DVD players, and my recommendations:
http://askbobrankin.com/dvd_players_hd_or_bluray.html

Want more background info on Blu-Ray? Read this article:

http://askbobrankin.com/what_is_bluray.html

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Out With the Old...
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Just before the holidays, I wrote a series of articles about buying desktop computers, laptops, printers, cameras, and related gadgetry. Many manufacturers are still offering great deals or sales this month so if you're thinking of a post-holiday purchase to replace some of your electronic stuff, I'm sure you'll find these articles helpful:

* Cheap Desktop Computers
http://askbobrankin.com/cheap_desktop_computers.html

* Touchscreen Laptops

http://askbobrankin.com/touchscreen_laptops.html

* Portable Inkjet Printers

http://askbobrankin.com/portable_inkjet_printers.html

* Fast Color Laser Printers
http://askbobrankin.com/fast_color_laser_printers.html

* MP3 Players for Kids
http://askbobrankin.com/mp3_players_for_kids.html

* Automatic Digital Cameras
http://askbobrankin.com/automatic_digital_cameras.html

* Pocket Sized Video Cameras
http://askbobrankin.com/small_video_cameras.html

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TODAY'S TOURBUS TOPICS: Blu-ray wins / Ad-Aware / YouTube Research

Howdy, y'all, and happy new year from deep behind the orange curtain in beautiful Irvine, California, where cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of today's post. Thank you for helping us help you help us all.

After taking a much-needed break to study for my first semester in the doctorate program at USC, deal with some family issues back in Alabama [see http://tinyurl.com/28vdmn and http://blog.crispen.org/], and spend WAY too much time playing Bioshock and The Orange Box on my Xbox 360, you fearless bus driver is back! Thank you for your patience during my absence. On with the show...

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Over, the high definition DVD format wars are
Audience: Everyone
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In my "Crispen's Guide to What's New and What's Next" presentation at http://www.netsquirrel.com/powerpoint/, I *strongly* recommended that you stay away from next generation DVD players until the HD DVD/Blu- ray format war is over.

It's over. Blu-ray won.

Last week Warner Bros. announced that they would exclusively support Sony's Blu-ray format, leaving only Paramount, Universal, and Dreamworks aligned with the HD DVD camp. You can read Warner's announcement at http://tinyurl.com/ysuljw

There's more. According to the Financial Times [via Gizmodo], Paramount has

a clause in its contract with the HD DVD camp that would allow it to switch sides in the event of Warner Bros backing Blu-ray, according to people familiar with the situation. [Source: http://tinyurl.com/2lorj6 ]

Without Paramount, Blu-ray now has 70% of Hollywood's next generation DVD market. That's *without* Paramount. And don't forget that Paramount distributes Dreamworks Animations films, making it hard to imagine that Dreamworks won't follow if Paramount abandons HD DVD in favor of Blu-ray.

Folks, it's over. Blu-ray won. The HD DVD camp may not realize it yet, and Universal may drag its feet for a few months before finally throwing in the towel and following 20th Century Fox, Metro-Goldwyn- Mayer, Sony, Walt Disney, and Warner Bros. and the rest of the Blu-ray camp, but Blu-ray won.

Long story short: if you're in the market for a next generation DVD player, make sure it can play Blu-ray discs.

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It's time to upgrade Ad-Aware
Audience: All Windows users who use Ad-Aware
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I've been a huge fan of Lavasoft's free Ad-Aware for the past three years and have strongly recommended that you download, install, and use the program frequently. Ad-Aware is a program that scans for, and removes spyware and malware from, your Windows-based computer.

In his most recent Washington Post Security Fix blog entry [see http://tinyurl.com/3y75ul ], Brian Krebs points out something that I forgot to mention earlier: It's time to upgrade from Ad-Aware SE to Ad-Aware 2007. Why? Lavasoft stopped shipping updates for Ad-Aware SE on December 31. Yikes.

Fortunately, the upgrade process is relatively painless. Just download the free Lavasoft Ad-Aware 2007 at http://tinyurl.com/3xsz48, install it, and ... well ... that's it. The installer removes the old version and installs the new version.

That's the good news. The bad news is that if you're still running Windows 95, 98, or 98SE, or ME, you're kind of stuck. Your old version no longer works, and the new version only works on Windows 2000, 2003, XP, or Vista. Fortunately, Spybot Search & Destroy--available for free at http://tinyurl.com/yrwy2 --still works with legacy versions of Windows.

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Bonkian Youtubian Researchian
Audience: Everyone
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If you have been to an educational technology conference in the last few years, you've most likely seen a presentation by Dr. Curt Bonk. Bonk is a Professor of Instructional Systems Technology and adjunct in the School of Informatics at Indiana University (IU). One of the topics he's currently researching is YouTube, in particular

why people post, view, share, comment on, or subscribe to a YouTube video. Areas of interest include motivation, engagement, instructional design, and learning or educational value in a YouTube video.

So, Bonk and his colleagues at Indiana University recently created a survey that asks about 40 questions ranging from "how often do you watch YouTube videos" to "have you ever shared a YouTube video link with a friend?" If that sounds like something that interests you, point your favorite web browser to

http://trainingshare.com/video/

and click on the link at the top of the page to start the survey. You can preview all of the survey questions before you participate, and you don't have to enter any personally-identifiable information other than your email address ... and even that's optional. [You only need to enter your email address if you want to be entered into a drawing to win an Apple iPhone.]

If you don't want to participate in Bonk's survey but would like to view the results when they are published, that's cool too. Just make sure to bookmark Bonk's "Bonkian Youtubian Researchian" page at
http://indiana.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6703696942

or his blog at

http://travelinedman.blogspot.com/

because I am betting that Bonk will post the results to either or both of these pages in the not-too-distant future.

And if you know anyone who would be interested in Bonk's YouTube research--or, for that matter, in having a chance a winning an iPhone for taking an online survey--feel free to forward today's post to others.

That's it for today. Have a safe and happy week, and we'll talk again soon. No, really.
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The Pump Handle. A water cooler for the public health crowd.
http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/

Here are links to items posted on The Pump Handle over the past week:

** "CPSC's New Budget Needed for Long-Overdue Tasks" by Liz Borkowski Congress didn't pass a comprehensive overhaul of product safety before leaving town last month, but it did give the CPSC its biggest budget increase in 30 years. The agency will need to replace an iconic toy tester on its staff and deal with some of the many products it hasn't adequately addressed, including waterproofing sprays linked to respiratory problems. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/01/10/cpsc%e2%80%99s-new-budget-needed-for-long-overdue-tasks/
** "Science Debate on Science Friday" On January 11th, the NPR show Science Friday will cover the campaign for a presidential science debate – something The Pump Handle supports, and for which we supplied questions we'd like candidates to answer. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/01/10/science-debate-on-science-friday/
** "Occupational Health News Roundup" by Liz Borkowski Investigations by labor rights groups find that dangerous and unfair working conditions persist in China, despite high-profile efforts by corporations; plus, there's news about asthma and pesticides, an update to OSHA's shipyard standard, and death by overwork in Japan. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/01/09/occupational-health-news-roundup-47/
** "NIOSH Too Slow Answering a Simple FOIA" by Celeste Monforton Why is NIOSH taking so long to respond to a simple Freedom of Information Act request about part of its process for awarding mine safety research grants? http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/01/09/niosh-too-slow-answering-simple-foia/
** "Salvaging EPA Libraries" by Liz Borkowski Congress is requiring the EPA to restore the library services it had begun to cut. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/01/08/salvaging-epa-libraries/
** "Open Laboratory 2007" by David Michaels A post from The Pump Handle is included in an anthology of 2007's best science blogging – along with several other posts likely to interest those in the public health field. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/01/08/open-laboratory-2007/
** "Where Old Computers Go to Die" by Liz Borkowski A National Geographic article explains how discarded electronics flow to developing countries, where the workers who break them down end up with a small amount of cash and a lot of hazardous exposures. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/01/07/where-old-computers-go-to-die/
** "Jacksonville T2 Site Still Too Dangerous for Investigators" by Celeste Monforton Three weeks after the deadly explosion at the Jacksonville T2 laboratory that claimed the lives of four workers, the accident scene is still too hazardous for investigators to enter. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/01/07/jacksonville-t2-site-still-too-dangerous-for-investigators/
** "Mazzocchi Book Events in DC" by David Michaels Les Leopold, author of The Man Who Hated Work and Loved Labor: The Life and Times of Tony Mazzocchi, will be in DC to talk about Tony's life and legacy. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/01/04/mazzocchi-book-events-in-dc/
** "Friday Blog Roundup" by Liz Borkowski Bloggers are summing up developments from 2007 and looking ahead to 2008; responding to news that a highly successful hospital infection-control program was shut down by the federal Office for Human Research Protections; and looking at sources of mercury in water. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/01/04/friday-blog-roundup-56/

** "Oy! Not Good-bye to MSHA's Stickler?" by Celeste Monforton Rather than nominating Richard Stickler to head MSHA – which isn't allowed because Stickler's recess appointment has ended – President Bush has "designated" him as MSHA chief. http://thepumphandle.wordpress.com/2008/01/04/oy-not-goodbye-to-mshas-stickler/
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Weekly Toll - - http://weeklytoll.blogspot.com/
Death In The Workplace w/News & Updates
John Donne - ...any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.
A partial list of workplace fatalities.

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NEVER FORGET! We're listing the names of our soldiers killed weekly. These records can be found at http://www.defenselink.mil/releases/
01. Cpl. Jason F. Lemke, 30, of West Allis, Wis., died Jan. 5 in Ibrahim Al Adham, Iraq, of wounds suffered when his vehicle struck an improvised explosive device. He was assigned to the 2nd Battalion, 23rd Infantry Regiment, 4th Stryker Brigade Combat Team, 2nd Infantry Division, Fort Lewis, Wash.
02. Petty Officer Second Class Menelek M. Brown, 24, of Roswell, N.M., was declared dead Jan. 4 after apparently going overboard from USS Hopper in the Arabian Sea Jan. 3. Navy aircraft and ships conducted an extensive search but did not locate him. USS Hopper is homeported in Pearl Harbor, Hawaii.
03. Cpl. James D. Gudridge, 20, of Carthage, N.Y., died Jan. 6 in Baghdad, Iraq, of wounds suffered when his vehicle struck an improvised explosive device. He was assigned to the 4th Battalion, 64th Armor Regiment, 4th Brigade Combat Team, 3rd Infantry Division, Fort Stewart, Ga.

04. Pfc. Timothy R. Hanson, 23, of Kenosha, Wis., died Jan. 7 in Salmon Pak, Iraq, of wounds suffered from small arms fire. He was assigned to the 1st Battalion, 15th Infantry Regiment, 3rd Brigade Combat Team, 3rd Infantry Division, Fort Benning, Ga.
The Department of Defense announced the death of two soldiers who were supporting Operation Enduring Freedom. They died Jan. 7 of wounds suffered when their vehicle struck an improvised explosive device in Laghar Juy, Afghanistan. Killed were:
05. Maj. Michael L. Green, 36, of Chagrin Falls, Ohio, who died in Laghar Juy, Afghanistan. He was assigned to Headquarters, V Corps, Heidelberg, Germany.
06. Sgt. James K. Healy, 25, of Hesperia, Calif, who died at Jalalabad Airfield, Afghanistan. He was assigned to the 703rd Explosive Ordnance Detachment, Fort Knox, Ky.
The Department of Defense announced the death of three soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom. They died Jan. 8 of wounds sustained during combat operations in Samarra, Iraq. The incident is under investigation. They were assigned to the 2nd Battalion, 327th Infantry Regiment, 1st Brigade Combat Team, 101st Airborne Division (Air Assault), Fort Campbell, Ky. Killed were:
07. Sgt. David J. Hart, 22, of Lake View Terrace, Calif., who died in Balad, Iraq.
08. Pfc. Ivan E. Merlo, 19, of San Marcos, Calif., who died in Samarra, Iraq.
09. Pfc. Phillip J. Pannier, 20, of Washburn, Ill., who died in Samarra, Iraq.
10. Sgt. David J. Drakulich, 22, of Reno, Nev., died Jan. 9 in Chagali, Afghanistan, of wounds suffered when his vehicle struck an improvised explosive device. He was assigned to the 508th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 4th Brigade Combat Team, 82nd Airborne Division, Fort Bragg, N.C.
The Department of Defense announced the death of six soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom. They died Jan. 9 in Sinsil, Iraq, of wounds suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated during combat operations. They were assigned to the 3rd Squadron, 2nd Stryker Cavalry Regiment, 1st Armored Division, Vilseck, Germany. Killed were:
11. Cpl. Todd E. Davis, 22, of Raymore, Mo.
12. Staff Sgt. Jonathan K. Dozier, 30, of Rutherford, Tenn.
13. Staff Sgt. Sean M. Gaul, 29, of Reno, Nev.
14. Sgt. Zachary W. McBride, 20, of Bend, Ore.
15. Sgt. 1st Class Matthew I. Pionk, 30, of Superior, Wis.
16. Sgt. Christopher A. Sanders, 22, of Roswell, N.M.
17. Lt. Col. Richard J. Berrettini, 52, of Wilcox, Pa., died Jan. 11 in San Antonio of wounds suffered on Jan. 2 in Khowst Province, Afghanistan, when his vehicle encountered an improvised explosive device. He was assigned to the Pennsylvania Army National Guard Medical Detachment, Erie Clinic, Erie, Pa.
18. Pfc. Keith E. Lloyd, 26, of Milwaukee, died Jan. 12 in Tal Afar, Iraq, of wounds suffered when his vehicle encountered an improvised explosive device. He was assigned to the 1st Squadron, 3rd Armored Cavalry Regiment, Fort Hood, Texas.
19. Lance Cpl. Curtis A. Christensen Jr., 29, of Collingswood, N.J., died Jan. 11 from a non-hostile incident in Al Anbar province, Iraq. He was assigned to 2nd Battalion, 8th Marine Regiment, 2nd Marine Division, II Marine Expeditionary Force, Camp Lejeune, N.C.
The Department of Defense announced the death of three soldiers who were supporting Operation Iraqi Freedom. They died Jan. 16 of wounds suffered in Balad, Iraq, when they were attacked by grenade and small arms fire during combat operations. They were assigned to the 1st Squadron, 32nd Cavalry Regiment, 1st Brigade Combat Team, 101st Airborne Division (Air Assault), Fort Campbell, Ky. Killed were:
20. Pfc. Danny L. Kimme, 27, of Fisher, Ill., who died in Balad, Iraq.
21. Pfc. David H. Sharrett II, 27, of Oakton, Va., who died in Pallouata, Iraq.
22. Spc. John P. Sigsbee, 21, of Waterville, N.Y., who died in Balad, Iraq.
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Please remember to pray for the American soldiers stationed everywhere around the globe and especially in Iraq. Times have been and are very tough and it would be nice if you would all just say a prayer for their safety and for their families.
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"September 11 WDYTJWD" W. P. Florence
Justice first, then peace."
"September 11" Never forget.--Tony Moses
"ONE NATION UNDER GOD ...the only way"--Phillip Story
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself." -- Franklin D. Roosevelt
"Keeping my head down but face toward Heaven" - - Jody Eldred, ABC News Cameraman in Kuwait
"Remember Pearl Harbor? Remember 9/11!" --"Bug"
Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity. - - George Carlin
"Stop telling God how big your storm is. Instead, tell the storm how big your God is!" - - Queen E. Watson
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Activities and Events of Interest
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GARDEN SEMINAR - - Sponsored by Columbia County Master Gardeners
Saturday, January 26 - 9:00 am - 12:00 noon - - Immanuel Baptist Church Fellowship Hall
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To all members and prospective members, the next AR-1 Disaster Medical Assistance Team meeting will be Saturday, January 26 at the AR-1 Cache in Little Rock. [http://www.ar1dmat.com/]
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First Baptist Church Open Taco Supper tickets-they are $8 each.
It is Feb 21, 5-7:00 pm @ First Baptist Church & includes beverage & dessert.
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Scheduled Activities
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CQ CQ all Hams. We have restarted a 2 meter net on the Willisville repeater, 146.655, every Tuesday evening at 7 PM. Please check in and spread the word. We would like to get some renewed interest in amateur radio and the ARKLA Amateur Radio Association. Will be listening for everyone next Tuesday night.
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Columbia County Amateur Radio Club meets Every second Thursday @ 7:00 p.m. Union Street Station. And YOU'RE invited. Net is every Sunday at 20:30 on 147.105.
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MCC - Mom's Day Out - Every Tuesday and Thursday from 9 to 2.$10 for the first child, $5 for the second. Call 234-3225 for reservations.
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MCC - Nursing Home Ministry - Meadowbrook Every Tuesday from 10 to 11 am. Taylor, the last Thursday each month.
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Men's Prayer Breakfast held every Tuesday morning at 6 AM in Miller's Cafeteria. If you aren't a regular participant at the Men's Prayer Breakfast, you're missing some great food, fellowship and inspired teaching of the Word. Hope to see you there.
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Emergency Phone Number 911
(Fire, Police, Ambulance, Sheriff, etc. )
Central Dispatch 234-5655
(Non - Emergency Number)
Direct Numbers
Ambulance - 234-7371 (24 Hour)
Jail - 234-5331 (24 Hour)
Poison Control - 800-222-1222 (24 Hour)
http://www. aapcc. org/
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"There is not enough darkness in the world to put out the light of one candle."
"Laugh whenever you can and cry if you need to." -- "Bug"
"I read the end of the book. We win!" -- "Bug"
"We may not be able to cure the world, but we don't have to make it sicker." -- "Bug"
"There just ain't enough fingers for all the holes in the dike." - - "Bug"
"It's no big deal doing what God tells you to do. A big deal would be NOT doing what God tells you to do. Just ask Jonah." - - Paul Troquille
"A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in ... and how many want out." - - Tony Blair
"Information is the currency of democracy." - Jefferson
“Nam et ipsa scientia potestas est.” Knowledge is power. - Francis Bacon
"The problem is here and now. The time for talk is past. The time for action is now."
Comments on the first Earth Day - James F. McClellan via "Fuzzy" Thurman
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Hope you enjoy the newsletter.
Again, thanks to all our contributors this week.

God bless and GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!
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